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On a serious note, drunk driving is, in my mind, on the same level as rape and murder. It's one of the worst things someone can do.
List Your Current Injuries
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Sweet Reflection
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true - I literally needed a babysitter that night.
I'm actually fooling around with her, we're friends for along time now.
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I agree - I wasn't driving though
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Oh, well that's not as bad. Like, because you were drunk and couldn't stop him/her.Around age 6, I was running around in my grandfather's yard, and me being the clumsy fuck I am, tripped over a rock and my head landed directly on the corner of a brick. it broke the flesh and I had to have 10-12 stiches.
Age 13, I tripped over my own feet and was using my left hand to brake the fall and all of my weight came down on my middle finger and ring finger, the ring finger broke.
Age 22, I was really drunk and broke my leg. According to a friend who was "sober" I was on the roof trying to jump into the pool, instead I landed on my leg.
Age 13, I tripped over my own feet and was using my left hand to brake the fall and all of my weight came down on my middle finger and ring finger, the ring finger broke.
Age 22, I was really drunk and broke my leg. According to a friend who was "sober" I was on the roof trying to jump into the pool, instead I landed on my leg.
The Emptier
t3h b3aSt0rZ
not much
when i was 4 i fractured my finger by slamming the car door on it
when i was 9 or 10 i was riding my bike down a hill and i hit the back end of a car and i flipped and i got stitches in my head
on my 12th (?) birthday i got pushed into a picnic table and got stitches on my head
that's it really, all the serious stuff at least. no broken bones yet
when i was 4 i fractured my finger by slamming the car door on it
when i was 9 or 10 i was riding my bike down a hill and i hit the back end of a car and i flipped and i got stitches in my head
on my 12th (?) birthday i got pushed into a picnic table and got stitches on my head
that's it really, all the serious stuff at least. no broken bones yet
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I would win this thread hands down if I actually took the time to write all the shit that's happened to me.
Sweet Reflection
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Dred
His Dudeness
Joe wins at everything....didn't you know? :Smug:I didn't know it was a competition
Nikki
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Something's wrong with my foot, we've never been able to find out what it is. In 2005, I went to see In Flames in California, before their set, the venue had the lights out and I fell down the steps entering the concert area.
back pain, I've had it for years, I'm pretty sure it happened during 10th grade volleyball when I was tackled by an idiot nearly 30 pounds heavier than me. Went to physical therapy, yoga class, all that bs, and nothing has helped. I can withstand it now, it's just more of an annoyance now.
knees, no idea, just decided to fail me one day.
Drink your milk, guys.
also, dozens of scratches from doggies. A bite or two.
Something's wrong with my foot, we've never been able to find out what it is. In 2005, I went to see In Flames in California, before their set, the venue had the lights out and I fell down the steps entering the concert area.
back pain, I've had it for years, I'm pretty sure it happened during 10th grade volleyball when I was tackled by an idiot nearly 30 pounds heavier than me. Went to physical therapy, yoga class, all that bs, and nothing has helped. I can withstand it now, it's just more of an annoyance now.
knees, no idea, just decided to fail me one day.
Drink your milk, guys.
also, dozens of scratches from doggies. A bite or two.
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I didn't know it was a competition
EVERYTHING IN LIFE IS A COMPETITION!!! But hey, you've got me beat at the biggest prick contest
Dred
His Dudeness
AMEN! That shit works! You know how many bones I should've broken doing stupid shit but didn't? A TON! THAT'S HOW MANY!
marfal66
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I used to fall over all the time as a kid so I have scars all over my knees from where I bled from the same place every time.
I broke my nose at a Slayer gig, it's not straight anymore because I didn't go get it sorted.
I smashed my mouth on the ground when I was laying down on a skateboard about 12 years ago so I broke my front tooth and cut my lip open. I now have a false tooth.
I did have a scar on my chest from where my friend "stabbed" me with a metal trolley handle that had come off, I dno if it's still there.
I dropped a section of lead from a pool table on my foot at work and it split my boot open but suprisingly didn't do any visible damage to it at all. It fucking hurt like hell though.
I have a scar on my tricep area on my right arm from when I leant back for a certain reason and my arm scraped past my guitar neck and as the guitar players will know, if you prick your skin with the end of a guitar string, it realllllllllllllly hurts and I did that along my arm and it bled and left a scar. Really suprising but it looks cool!
And my current "injury" is because I played football last Sunday for the first time in 9 years and I have NOT jogged, ran or done ANY type of physical exercise like that since then so the muscles in my arms and legs are FUCKED. I couldn't even walk up and down stairs, it was that bad.
I broke my nose at a Slayer gig, it's not straight anymore because I didn't go get it sorted.
I smashed my mouth on the ground when I was laying down on a skateboard about 12 years ago so I broke my front tooth and cut my lip open. I now have a false tooth.
I did have a scar on my chest from where my friend "stabbed" me with a metal trolley handle that had come off, I dno if it's still there.
I dropped a section of lead from a pool table on my foot at work and it split my boot open but suprisingly didn't do any visible damage to it at all. It fucking hurt like hell though.
I have a scar on my tricep area on my right arm from when I leant back for a certain reason and my arm scraped past my guitar neck and as the guitar players will know, if you prick your skin with the end of a guitar string, it realllllllllllllly hurts and I did that along my arm and it bled and left a scar. Really suprising but it looks cool!
And my current "injury" is because I played football last Sunday for the first time in 9 years and I have NOT jogged, ran or done ANY type of physical exercise like that since then so the muscles in my arms and legs are FUCKED. I couldn't even walk up and down stairs, it was that bad.
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Not much or anything serious...
When I was a little bugger, I split my chin in the bath tub and got stitch at like age 4.
When I was like 6 or so, I used to go walking with my parents around the lake and one day I thought I would try to be impressive and show them how fast I could run. Well, I fell STRAIGHT on my face and skid on gravel. It took about a few months for the scabs totally heal and luckily I was young and had no scars or effects that would be apparent later on, yay!
Had a fingernail torn off when caught in a door or something, that sucked
I used to skateboard for like 4 years so I had bruises and sprained ankles all the time, good thing I quit!
Broken finger, aside from that I never had any other broken bones.
Drunken incidents that don't need to be mentioned
Recently, but not an accident or injury, I nearly fell off my friend's roof! That would have been terrible
When I was a little bugger, I split my chin in the bath tub and got stitch at like age 4.
When I was like 6 or so, I used to go walking with my parents around the lake and one day I thought I would try to be impressive and show them how fast I could run. Well, I fell STRAIGHT on my face and skid on gravel. It took about a few months for the scabs totally heal and luckily I was young and had no scars or effects that would be apparent later on, yay!
Had a fingernail torn off when caught in a door or something, that sucked
I used to skateboard for like 4 years so I had bruises and sprained ankles all the time, good thing I quit!
Broken finger, aside from that I never had any other broken bones.
Drunken incidents that don't need to be mentioned
Recently, but not an accident or injury, I nearly fell off my friend's roof! That would have been terrible
I cant recall much atm, but i know when i was 3 or 4, i managed to tip some sort of vehicle for kids around, and onto a rock, breaking my left arm in half, and when they grew it back, they did it wrong, so my hand had a super sick angle, so they had to take me back and crack up the bone in the hospital Freaky shit
i cant remember much else from this though, apart from flying off a bike down a hill with gravel and landing on my hand, blood and passing out ensued
oh, and i cut up my right index finger, so it has a hefty scar. Apart from this, i've been pretty lucky
my feet hurt from work though
Freaky shiti cant remember much else from this though, apart from flying off a bike down a hill with gravel and landing on my hand, blood and passing out ensued
oh, and i cut up my right index finger, so it has a hefty scar. Apart from this, i've been pretty lucky
my feet hurt from work though
marfal66
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i usually have that in either my thumb or in any finger between the nail and the finger, YAÏKS
Altitudes
Stay Frosty
oh yeaaah, those fucking strings.. the worst string incident to me has to be when i poked a hole in my thumb,and somehow managed to react the wrong way, pushing it further in and through to the other side
it didnt hurt as much as i feared it would though, and thank fuck i didnt get an infection
shredtastical
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i very nearly hit a deer doing 60 down a darkened road last night. my dad totaled his car hitting a deer at 40 so
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