If you can ever find Gorgoroth lyrics there like SAtan I love you I want to be with you oh satan what does thou ask of me please satan give me your acceptance there just not well written.
Lyrics that make you laugh
- Thread starter FenriR
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Um...can't find any Gorgoroth lyrics period on teh interwebz, aside from like 3 songs.
Carcassian
Utopian Blaster
Satan's Trampoline
Big and fat and bouncy,
Rectangle on the floor,
You bounce and bouncer,
'Till you can't take anymore,
You'll bounce for ever, you try and look so mean,
You'll wish you'd never been on Satan's Trampoline.
How he's gone and got you,
He's got you and got you,
He's got you where he wants,
Dressed in shorts and vest,
You look like a real ponce,
You'll bounce for ever, you try and look so mean,
You'll wish you'd never been on Satan's Trampoline.
How many times can you bounce up and down on Satan's big old Trampoline?
I do not know, but I'll let you have a go on Satan's big old trampoline.
Big and fat and bouncy,
Rectangle on the floor,
You bounce and bouncer,
'Till you can't take anymore,
You'll bounce for ever, you try and look so mean,
You'll wish you'd never been on Satan's Trampoline.
How he's gone and got you,
He's got you and got you,
He's got you where he wants,
Dressed in shorts and vest,
You look like a real ponce,
You'll bounce for ever, you try and look so mean,
You'll wish you'd never been on Satan's Trampoline.
How many times can you bounce up and down on Satan's big old Trampoline?
I do not know, but I'll let you have a go on Satan's big old trampoline.
SentinelSlain
Suck my joined date.
- Nov 21, 2007
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RIGHT
now you must realise these lyrics are only funny in the context of a really slow mellow (to begin with atleast) hair metal /AOR/ song.
Basically it sounds like one of those were a womans name is called out.
It is actually a fairly good song, quite interesting btw.
TNT - Eddie
A scream in darkness, a hopeless fight
Eyes that burn in the night
Blood is drippin' from a knife
The ripper's struck, could be your wife
The beast is striking like a dog
The dog is dying in the morning fog
Worn-out resting in his hide
Sleepin' light - with eyes open wide
[chorus:]
Eddie likes torture and pain
But Eddie's crying in the rain
Eddie's got a twisted brain
And neighbours say that he's insane
Then Eddie - strikes again
The dog is wakin' up each night
Revengeful, lonesome with no fright
Eddie's blade, is Eddie's toy
Satan come and get your boy!
now you must realise these lyrics are only funny in the context of a really slow mellow (to begin with atleast) hair metal /AOR/ song.
Basically it sounds like one of those were a womans name is called out.
It is actually a fairly good song, quite interesting btw.
TNT - Eddie
A scream in darkness, a hopeless fight
Eyes that burn in the night
Blood is drippin' from a knife
The ripper's struck, could be your wife
The beast is striking like a dog
The dog is dying in the morning fog
Worn-out resting in his hide
Sleepin' light - with eyes open wide
[chorus:]
Eddie likes torture and pain
But Eddie's crying in the rain
Eddie's got a twisted brain
And neighbours say that he's insane
Then Eddie - strikes again
The dog is wakin' up each night
Revengeful, lonesome with no fright
Eddie's blade, is Eddie's toy
Satan come and get your boy!
V.V.V.V.V.
Houses Ov Mercury
@ "Hair song"
Life Sucks
and then you die
The pirate metal band Alestorm have some pretty dumb lyrics:
When I come back from a mighty quest
I have no need for sleep or rest
I head to a tavern for a drink
And get so drunk I cannot think
A wench by my side and a jug of mead
These are the things that I most need
So I sit back and sing this song
And drink and party all night long
Hey! Hey!
I want more wenches
Hey! Hey!
More wenches and mead
Hey! Hey!
I want more wenches
Lots of wenches is what I need
When I come back from a mighty quest
I have no need for sleep or rest
I head to a tavern for a drink
And get so drunk I cannot think
A wench by my side and a jug of mead
These are the things that I most need
So I sit back and sing this song
And drink and party all night long
Hey! Hey!
I want more wenches
Hey! Hey!
More wenches and mead
Hey! Hey!
I want more wenches
Lots of wenches is what I need
When I come back from a mighty quest
I have no need for sleep or rest
I head to a tavern for a drink
And get so drunk I cannot think
A wench by my side and a jug of mead
These are the things that I most need
So I sit back and sing this song
And drink and party all night long
Hey! Hey!
I want more wenches
Hey! Hey!
More wenches and mead
Hey! Hey!
I want more wenches
Lots of wenches is what I need
When I come back from a mighty quest
I have no need for sleep or rest
I head to a tavern for a drink
And get so drunk I cannot think
A wench by my side and a jug of mead
These are the things that I most need
So I sit back and sing this song
And drink and party all night long
Hey! Hey!
I want more wenches
Hey! Hey!
More wenches and mead
Hey! Hey!
I want more wenches
Lots of wenches is what I need
V.V.V.V.V.
Houses Ov Mercury
Old Man Metal
Stay the hell off my lawn
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Fear - Waiting for the Meat
We're sitting at the table and we're feeling un and able and we're sitting at the table and we're waiting for the meat where are we oh one of them's high, one of them's low where are we oh one of them's high and one of them's low
The first couple of times I hear this song, I didn't even think Lee was singing. If you've heard it, you know what I mean.
We're sitting at the table and we're feeling un and able and we're sitting at the table and we're waiting for the meat where are we oh one of them's high, one of them's low where are we oh one of them's high and one of them's low
The first couple of times I hear this song, I didn't even think Lee was singing. If you've heard it, you know what I mean.
seedofvengeance
Boosh!
I have a friend obsessed with Insane Clown Posse.
Any lyrics from them make me laugh... and not in the way they're supposed to.
Something about white guys in their 30's dressed in clown makeup talking about murdering people always seems comical in a very "sad moment for humanity" way.
Any lyrics from them make me laugh... and not in the way they're supposed to.
Something about white guys in their 30's dressed in clown makeup talking about murdering people always seems comical in a very "sad moment for humanity" way.
Carcassian
Utopian Blaster
Great live band though. Seriously.
We fell in love at first sight
I can’t explain the feelings
When I first saw you
We were so so happy
A life of love sweet honey child
You’ll always be mine
But then I played the fool
I never meant to hurt you
Or sleep with all your friends
We reconciled we found ourselves
Our love was meant to be
Oh baby can’t you see
You left me standing in the mud
Crying to myself
A heart so full of pain
But we fell in love again
This time forever
True love prevails over all
She got hit by a truck
We fell in love at first sight
I can’t explain the feelings
When I first saw you
We were so so happy
A life of love sweet honey child
You’ll always be mine
But then I played the fool
I never meant to hurt you
Or sleep with all your friends
We reconciled we found ourselves
Our love was meant to be
Oh baby can’t you see
You left me standing in the mud
Crying to myself
A heart so full of pain
But we fell in love again
This time forever
True love prevails over all
She got hit by a truck
Carcassian
Utopian Blaster
shut up, shut up
i'll stick to my guns while you stick to yours
sit down
let's not pretend that i'll have to use force
are you satan?
i don't think so
you copy my style
and you call yourself a man.
you want a piece of me?
yeah... you do
begging for this and asking for that
shut up, fucking twat
shut up fucking twat
shut up shut up
i'll stick to my guns
now you stick to yours
sit down
let's not pretend
that i'll have to use force
are you satan?
i don't think so
you copy my style
and call yourself a man
never could fathom my hate
unable to take a hint
you haven't got a clue
satanism is lost on you.
i'll stick to my guns while you stick to yours
sit down
let's not pretend that i'll have to use force
are you satan?
i don't think so
you copy my style
and you call yourself a man.
you want a piece of me?
yeah... you do
begging for this and asking for that
shut up, fucking twat
shut up fucking twat
shut up shut up
i'll stick to my guns
now you stick to yours
sit down
let's not pretend
that i'll have to use force
are you satan?
i don't think so
you copy my style
and call yourself a man
never could fathom my hate
unable to take a hint
you haven't got a clue
satanism is lost on you.
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