Lyrics that make you laugh

[Mythos Inibri]

DAYGLO ABORTIONS - Acting like Black Sabbath

Acting like Black Sabbath is lots of fun
Their records are so heavy when I turn them on
I jump up and down and pretend I'm them
I can almost make the change

Acting like Black Sabbath (x4)

Tony Iommi is my god
His guitar solos have been ostersized
Ozzy Osbourne is so out in space
That he'd probably love me if I pissed in his face


anything by Dayglo Abortions is comedy

 

[Life Sucks]

"Baby the way you move
I'm gonna make you sweat I'm gonna make you groove"

some of the most retarded lyrics I've every heard

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

We get it, dude, you don't like Led Zeppelin or anything having lyrics even remotely associated with relationships. Get the fuck over it.

 

[Life Sucks]

Eh. I suppose that was unnecessary of me, though I think those lyrics do fit in this thread. It was just another dig at Led Zeppelin and nothing more. I'm obsessive compulsive (as you can tell) and for some reason the massive amount of praise bestowed on Zep by metal fans irritates the fuck out of me.

 

[Oblivious Maximus]

M.O.D. - Spandex Enormity

Waiting here on line
Suddenly from behind
She's still a block away
Why'd it have to be today
Now what do I see
She recognizes me
She hugs and squeezes me
She's the Spandex Enormity

She's so sweet when she's yanking on my meat
Then she yells is this trick or treat
It's too late she asks me for a date
Before I'd fuck I'd rather masturbate
Spandex, Spandex Enormity
A beast sent from Hell to plague me with misery

What a fucking beast
Her ass alone would be a feast
And her love drippings
Contained a stench of rotted yeast
The show must go on
It's the end of me
Taking up the whole front row
It's the Spandex Enormity

She's so sweet when she's yanking on my meat
Then she yells is this trick or treat
It's too late she asks me for a date
Before I'd fuck I'd rather masturbate
Spandex, Spandex Enormity
A beast sent from hell to plague me with misery

As we were walking off stage
You're waiting to come back
She's got a back stage pass
Oh no
I hide my head
The sight of you I dread
Her chubby little fingers grab my ass
Don't talk to me, talk to Nick, talk to Nick
Why does it always have to be me
You fucking fat bitch
I've had enough of you
Take your blubber buns and leave
She left here in tears
Followed by my cheers
I could not help she's fat

She's so sweet when she's yanking on my meat
Then she yells is this trick or treat
It's too late she asks me for a date
Before I'd fuck I'd rather masturbate
Spandex, Spandex Enormity
A beast sent from Hell to plague me with misery

 

[sevag00]

DAYGLO ABORTIONS - Acting like Black Sabbath

Acting like Black Sabbath is lots of fun
Their records are so heavy when I turn them on
I jump up and down and pretend I'm them
I can almost make the change

Acting like Black Sabbath (x4)

Tony Iommi is my god
His guitar solos have been ostersized
Ozzy Osbourne is so out in space
That he'd probably love me if I pissed in his face


anything by Dayglo Abortions is comedy

I like this lyric, it makes me feel that someone else in this world abhors Ozzy Osbourne.

 

[waif]

That's not even misheard.

That's just fucking awful anti-emo bollocks.

I love anti-emo stuff if it's funny. But that's bad. Not even fucking good.

I think those are mostly the real lyrics...

 

[False Joe]

I think those are mostly the real lyrics...

Hardly.

It's just the way the guy pronounces it.

 

[waif]

The one about watching from the closet is...

 

[Andromidius]

Any Brutal Death Metal makes me laugh. But in a good way.

Now who can't say this is awesome?

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The knife leaves trails of blood coming out of its ghastly wounds
Force feed this piece of shit piss from my rotting scab encrusted filthy cock
Covering, showering with piss and blood as it twitches, I spit on it
Over and over again

How lovely, it still speaks with a lust to exist
I rip out its throat, fucking me with bliss
Abduct the whore, deflesh her more
Fuck you til your dead, causing me to explode

No more, I can’t stand it, something strange like before
A hunger that envelops me, a need for human meat
I rip this bitch’s fucken face off gorge it right down like a hungry boar
Biting on the warm wet skin, I’m in heaven

Now I will feed on this warm, filthy meat
My hunger frightens me, I don’t know if I can tame it
I bite down on its tit, it explodes shooting fluid
I stab out my own eyes, the sweet pain makes me cum

(Devourment - Deflesh The Abducted)

~Andromidius

 

[Life Sucks]

Yes, Devourment lyrics make me lol. Some of them are just so over the top.

 

[waif]

Some?

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

I KILL MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYDAAAAAAAAAAAYYY!

 

[cookiecutter]

LET THE HORDES OF DEAD FUCKS UNITE!!!!

 

[Life Sucks]

I need new ways to torture all my bitches
Peel off their skin or cover them in stiches
Sometimes they bleed sometime they spit
Sometimes I feed on their half decayed clit
I've scraped out their guts through their torn open cunt

It's so much fun to make them bleed
But I have new ways to kill them indeed
An electric rod that spwes ten thousand volts
Up her ass I pund it, her cunt implodes
Surging through her sliced open veins
Smoke emits from her boiling brain
Currents flow through her bubbling mass
Sparks and blood shoot from out her ass

Tears are building in my eyes from the stink of your burnt fluid
You hair is singed: your flesh is black, your form reduced to ruin
I pull your crispy outer skin to reveal your bloody tissue
I chomp the chips of harden flesh and lust at your dead sinew

A strange idea has taken over
I'll remove your blistered outer cover
Caress your skinless, dripping body
A burning feeling builds inside me
With staggering force I go inside it
The slims warmth with make my nut spit
I pound her slit til I feel it cumming
My eyes roll back the pleasure is numbing

I ride your toasted dripping carcass
With infinate hate I beat your face in
The third hit casuses you nose to cave in
Oh my god, she's breathing
What will I do with this toasted hog bitch
Thought she was dead, but I feel her heart beat
A thriffty idea I have excites me
Where is my hacksaw

You feel the bite
Saw through your horribly burnt open flesh
I'll cut off your limbs till you are dead
When you are really deceased
Again I will get my cock wet

 

[waif]

That made me hard

 

[rattlematt]

DAYGLO ABORTIONS - Acting like Black Sabbath

Acting like Black Sabbath is lots of fun
Their records are so heavy when I turn them on
I jump up and down and pretend I'm them
I can almost make the change

Acting like Black Sabbath (x4)

Tony Iommi is my god
His guitar solos have been ostersized
Ozzy Osbourne is so out in space
That he'd probably love me if I pissed in his face


anything by Dayglo Abortions is comedy

That's awesome

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

I don't understand why that is funny.

 

[waif]

It isn't

 

[sevag00]

It is very fucking funny.