Lyrics that make you laugh

[IknowSATAN]

Thats not that funny, actually its kinda cool.

 

[Thoth-Amon]

Anybody want to open a Deicide lyric booklet?

 

[Oblivious Maximus]

Anybody want to open a Deicide lyric booklet?

"Ram your religion so far up your ass
Till it becomes just a thing of the past... BIBLE BASHER (x ALOT)

 

[Life Sucks]

Just about anything by Devourment. I've laughed out loud reading their lyrics many times. Some of them are so over-the-top it's ridiculous.

 

[Life Sucks]

I know now I am bred to kill bitches
I will hack them till they're skinless
Slice their face or beat them senseless
Untill they are twicthing
Devestate their battered senses
Torture them for their offenses
Violate their cunts untill they bleed
They always bleed

I fill them with steel
Untill they cannot feel
Next to me they will be dead and naked

Bleeding rotting stinking all the whores are
Screaming while I'm feeding now I have to
Cut them into pieces, so that I can
Eath them, God Damn I am hungry
This pig is so tasty but I have to
Eat her so I can find another
Female to violate and indeed
I'll fuck her head right off

More bloodshed is needed
So that I can be treated
To a feast of blood and carnage
Necrophillia is my weakness

More bloodshed is needed
So that I can be treated
To a feast of blood and carnage
Necrophillia is my weakness

Covered in gore
All this blood is making my cock hard
I'll pump that vile cunt full of my semen
Disgracing her immaculate body
Yes, I will take a shit on her beautiful face
Piles and piles of my own hot manure
I've left upon this lifeless bitch
I smear it all over my body
This has now become a rancid feast
My hunger soon to be fullfilled
I force handfuls in my mouth

Masturbating on the face of the whore I will now dismember
Head and limbs removed with crude precission by the edge of my blade
Finally I introduce my knife to a feast of her anus
Brutally I force it to the hilt with every cut I fuck her
Faster and faster and faster and faster and faster and faster and faster and faster

 

[Krilons Resa]

Anything from Mike Patton...especially Mr. Bungle.

 

[Life Sucks]

There's a room in my house, a tomb of women who need to rot in hell
The stench will fill your throat with puss and drain from out your nose
Open the door discover dead whores who begged for more now covered in gore
Countless remains and piles of scabs putrid remnants cover the floor

Some of the kicked and some of them screamed and some of them never seemed to bleed
Some of them twitched and some of them kicked and some were forced to take my dick
Some of them gushed and some were crushed and some of them paid for their sinful lust
Some of them cried and some of them lied, they told me they loved me before they died

Through the torture, through the torment I didn't feel an ounce of regret
Carving insides, slashing faces countless bitches put in their places
Severed torsos, butchered assholes, skinless bodies put on wood poles
Slaughtered tissue, cutout eyeballs, gallons of fluid stain my tombs walls

One by one I watch them die, my tomb holds more that meets the eye
From rape to toture, beatings too they die, but I have more to do
My urges force me to violate
Theses bitches in their butchered state
Slicing throats while I inject my bloodsoaked member
Cumming into their slaughtered sombed

Tomb of Scabs
Tomb of Scabs
Tomb of Scabs

I will never stop till all the bitches die
My hatred and rage is what keeps me alive
Butcher them, slaughter them gouge out their eyes
Murder them, torture them, rip out their spine
Never stop till all the bitches die
My hatred and rage is what keeps me alive
Butcher them, slaughter them gouge out their eyes
Murder them, torture them, rip out their spine

Tomb of Scabs

 

[waif]

Kickstand by Soundgarden

What about Spoonman?

Thats not that funny, actually its kinda cool.

You must be fucking kidding...

There's a room in my house, a tomb of women who need to rot in hell
The stench will fill your throat with puss and drain from out your nose
Open the door discover dead whores who begged for more now covered in gore
Countless remains and piles of scabs putrid remnants cover the floor

Some of the kicked and some of them screamed and some of them never seemed to bleed
Some of them twitched and some of them kicked and some were forced to take my dick
Some of them gushed and some were crushed and some of them paid for their sinful lust
Some of them cried and some of them lied, they told me they loved me before they died

Through the torture, through the torment I didn't feel an ounce of regret
Carving insides, slashing faces countless bitches put in their places
Severed torsos, butchered assholes, skinless bodies put on wood poles
Slaughtered tissue, cutout eyeballs, gallons of fluid stain my tombs walls

One by one I watch them die, my tomb holds more that meets the eye
From rape to toture, beatings too they die, but I have more to do
My urges force me to violate
Theses bitches in their butchered state
Slicing throats while I inject my bloodsoaked member
Cumming into their slaughtered sombed

Tomb of Scabs
Tomb of Scabs
Tomb of Scabs

I will never stop till all the bitches die
My hatred and rage is what keeps me alive
Butcher them, slaughter them gouge out their eyes
Murder them, torture them, rip out their spine
Never stop till all the bitches die
My hatred and rage is what keeps me alive
Butcher them, slaughter them gouge out their eyes
Murder them, torture them, rip out their spine

Tomb of Scabs

Thanks for sharing. I feel the need to go do something clean and wholesome.

 

[seedofvengeance]

If you're 555, then I'm 666.

Even when I liked Slipknot back in the day, I laughed out loud at that.

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

Gotta love it.

 

[waif]

Saw that a while back...

 

[MannequinLimbs]

Anything by Impaled Nazarene. ;o

 

[Stormwatch]

Lawnmower Deth were the kings of amusing lyrics.

 

[Blind Guardian]

 

[Einherjar86]

This one isn't as cool as the others, but it's still kinda funny.

[ame]http://youtube.com/watch?v=DWd6j5rphtg[/ame]

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Post ACTUAL funny lyrics not misheard ones ffs

 

[General Zaroff]

This one has got to be the best!

Autopsy - Shit eater

Ass in the air, turd ring dialating
Matted butt hair, anal vapor rising
Give it a squeeze, my feast is emerging
Give it to me, let's begin the purging

I open my mouth and catch it as it drops
I chew and chew and love it brown and soft
I squish the crap between my teeth with my tongue
With a shit eating grin I'll lick 'til clean your bung

[E.C.]
[D.C.]

I'm a shit eater

Steaming chunky hunk of log
Taste it smell it eat it all
Maybe one turd maybe two
Whatever I can get from you

LMFAO!!!!

 

[waif]

 

[Old Man Metal]

MOD - Aren't you Hungry
Dead Kennedys - Well paid Scientist

 

[False Joe]

That's not even misheard.

That's just fucking awful anti-emo bollocks.

I love anti-emo stuff if it's funny. But that's bad. Not even fucking good.