Lyrics that make you laugh

[Personified Hatred]

Metallica - Kill 'Em All lyrics.

 

[DarkBliss]

Though this is my fav band, Theatres des Vampires' former lead singer could definitely write a few bad lines due to his relatively poor english:



"Open your legs so that trees with out branches can enter in the
forest!"[/I] :zombie:

Reminds of that scene in the first Evil Dead movie with the possessed tree.
The band members must be big fans

 

[IknowSATAN]

I think the most funniest lyrics i`ve ever heard are those from System of a Down - Peephole, i`ll just note`em right here

When your stars are baked,
And your rivers fly,
Do you ever believe you were stuck out in the Sky,
When your castle breaks,
And your feet are dry,
Do you ever believe you were stuck out in the Sky,
Do you believe, when you're high,
That your life is tried,
Don't you ever get stuck in the sky,
Don't you ever get stuck in the sky,
Don't ever get stuck in the sky, when you're high:
When your moon is fake,
And your mermaids cry,
Do you ever believe you were stuck out in the Sky,
When your tunnel fades,
And your guide is shy,
Do you ever believe you were stuck out in the Sky,
Do you believe, when you're high,
That your life is tried,
Don't you ever get stuck in the sky,
Don't you ever get stuck in the sky,
Don't ever get stuck in the sky, when you're high,
Don't you ever get stuck in the sky,
Don't you ever get stuck in the sky,
Don't ever get stuck in the sky, when you're high
Don't you ever get stuck in the sky,
Don't you ever get stuck in the sky,
Don't you ever get stuck in the sky,
Don't you ever get stuck in the sky,
Don't you ever get stuck in the sky,
Don't you ever get stuck in the sky,
Don't ever get stuck in the sky, when you're high

 

[~Derek~]

Anybody want to open a Deicide lyric booklet?

 

[The Butt]

Pick any song from the first two Dio-era Sabbath albums.

Dio... what a terrible lyricist.

 

[IknowSATAN]

At that time man, i think that composers were rushed by the band to compose lyrics, and couldnt have so much time and inspiration to make them worth something. Anyway Sabbath had a great performance over the years, too bad Ozzy left.

 

[waif]

Everything by:
Manowar
Dragonforce
Rhapsody

Edguy's Fucking With Fire (Hair Force One) always gets a chuckle.

 

[Vitor]

Every tr00 lyrics make me laugh, also black metal lyrics, but Disco Bloody Disco from Terror Squad is hilarious.

i couldn't find it in the internet, but i have the cd in home, and tomorrow i'll type it here.

 

[waif]

Bloodbath's lyrics on Eaten. Hilariously ridiculous. But then just kinda gross...

 

[False Joe]

Anything by Aeon.

Or similarly over the top satanic bands.

 

[Vegard Pompey]

Everything by Manowar

...Exactly what I intended to say.

Also, DragonForce, and sometimes System of a Down.

 

[Blind Guardian]

Finntroll,stupidest fucking lyrics ever.
And this line by Dan Swanö sounds really silly:
"Sometimes when I think about it it doesn't make any sense
I mean, i'm alive and plan to be for yet another seventy years"
It´s like it´s taken out of a conversation but growled instead.

 

[IknowSATAN]

System of a Down has a lot of songs with funny lyrics, not neceseraly stupid, idiotic, but they make from funny lyrics a good song. And i bet that if some other band had the same lyrics as soad, u would`ve say that they were crappy, but as soad has a good contribution to metal development, u cant judge them . Thats my opinion

 

[False Joe]

but as soad has a good contribution to metal development, u cant judge them . Thats my opinion

I'm sure there's more than a few people who would contest that opinion.

 

[IknowSATAN]

What do you mean by that ?

 

[King Richard]

SOAD have jack shit to do with metal.

 

[False Joe]

What do you mean by that ?

SOAD have jack shit to do with metal.

That.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Man, these ones rule. Awesome inversion of the typical pro-white Slavic BM thing using irony:

Black Metal is not for humans
Black Metal can not be white
Black Metal is anti-future
Black Metal is anti-life
We attack by antihuman Black Metal!!!
With frenzy and pernicious knowledge
Others will not increase the evil
We breathe by chaos and devour what we create
We were born by ourselves
Darkness is devoted to us
We don’t fight for territory and souls
We don’t feel human wishes
Our aspirations are not clear to humans
We are the blind sharp-sighted
We destroy without selection – just die fast!
We don’t need your last sight and your thickened blood
We don’t dance on enemy’s funerals
We already shall far from it
We lynch the all white and blacken the black
To breathe only by blackness
Hatred is just a weapon
It’s not a supreme mystery
We don’t live the traces
For your traces we have the nails
We shall drive them without a hammer
For your wounds we have a salt
For your eyes we have an acid
For your prays we have necrologies
Your future is not in your hands
It is under our guillotine
Kill your child now to save him
Surrounded by enemies are the most protected
Create the enemies, create the war
Kill now, kill always
Black Metal must be…!!!

 

[Zephyrus]

hahaha

 

[Einherjar86]

Finntroll,stupidest fucking lyrics ever.

I can't understand Finnish, so it sounds pretty awesome to me. It just sounds like slurred and drunken growling.