Lyrics that make you laugh

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Their lyrics are Swedish iirc

 

[Oblivious Maximus]

Helloween's "Rise and Fall"

Romeo love his Juliet
Their parents told them stop
then it all turned out peculiar
He couldn't get it up

...

The king of Los Angeles
bought himself a teddy Bear
And the queen became shameless
She did it with a chair

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

o_o

 

[Mort Divine]

My personal favorite

Walking in the cool night air without underwear

Isn't there another SA song with lyrics about stealing some chick's earring while she is sleeping?

 

[TheAnonymous]

I find the lyrics in Iron Maiden's Prowler pretty funny. It's about a guy walking around in the street masturbating in front of women. Also it's written in a really stupid way. (But still it's a kickass song, love that riff!)

Walking through the city, looking oh so pretty,
I've just got to find my way.
See the ladies flashing. All there legs and lashes.
I've just got to find my way.

Well you see me crawling through the bushes with it open wide.
What you seeing girl?
Can't you believe that feeling, can't you believe it,
Can't you believe your eyes?
It's the real thing girl.

Got me feeling myself and reeling around,
Got me talking but feel like walking around.
Got me feeling myself and reeling a...
Got me talking but nothing's with me...
Got me feeling myself and reeling around.

(Taken from dark lyrics)

 

[SouthernTrendkill]

SOAD is fuckin' awesome metal.

Their choruses are HILARIOUS. Some of the funniest stuff I've ever heard. I mean... "PUSHING LITTLE CHILDREN!!!" "THEY'RE TRYING TO BUILD A PRISON!!" "PSYCHO!! GROUPIE!! COCAINE!! CRAZY!!"

But the great and genius thing about System of a Down is that even though the lyrics are hilarious... they're not even remotely stupid. They make total sense and make legitimately valid points.

 

[Vegard Pompey]

I went out on a date, with a girl, a bit late,
She had so many friends,
Gliding through many hands
I brought my pogo stick, just to show her a trick,
She had so many friends,
Gliding through many hands

Jump Pogo
Bounce Pogo, Down Pogo, Up Pogo

Unannounced twister games
All players with no names
They lined up double quick
But just one pogo stick
Everyone gets to play
Runaway, expose
It was so exotic
But just one pogo stick

System of a Down - Bounce

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Finntroll,stupidest fucking lyrics ever.
And this line by Dan Swanö sounds really silly:
"Sometimes when I think about it it doesn't make any sense
I mean, i'm alive and plan to be for yet another seventy years"
It´s like it´s taken out of a conversation but growled instead.

Ha! That song rules but the lyrics are definitely dumb.

I SAY! THE ONLY ONE! THAT I WANNA BE IS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

 

[rattlematt]

have to give it to Priest for this one, from Love You To Death...

You get me up, then we both get down
We roll all night makin' heavy sounds
I'm all tied up on your bed
I'd rather be inside your head

Don't do this, do it like that oh yeah
You've hit the spot, give it all you got
I don't care

I'll teach you a lesson
That you won't forget
Why don't you save your breath
'Cause I'm gonna love ya' to death

I'm comin' to the point, I can't hold back
Then you ease off with your attack
You're the best I've had if you please
You never stop, you great big tease

Don't do this, do it like that oh yeah
You've hit the spot, give it all you got
I don't care

I'll teach you a lesson
That you won't forget
Why don't you save your breath
'Cause I'm gonna love ya' to death

You can take me places, I thought I'd never go
And when you turn your love on me
Baby you're the star of the show

You can take me places, I thought I'd never go
And when you turn your love on me
Baby you're the star of the show

I'll teach you a lesson
That you won't forget
Why don't you save your breath
'Cause I'm gonna love ya' to death

come on, that's just ridiculously homoerotic

 

[Blind Guardian]

Their lyrics are Swedish iirc

Well,their lyrics are in Swedish alright,but it´s in Swedish in the same way Bathtub Shitter´s lyrics are in English

Ha! That song rules but the lyrics are definitely dumb.

Yeah the music kicks ass but he´s not a great lyricist.

 

[Blind Guardian]

Speaking of Bathtub Shitter:

"Harmful Shits, Pain Of Belly
Is It For The Earth Or Own Ego ?
What Can You Born?

Desideratum Or Disappointment
Don't Forget Shitting On Unkown Distance
For Next Generation"

 

[Einherjar86]

Their lyrics are Swedish iirc

I didn't know that. Well, I still can't understand it, so again; I think it sounds great.

 

[Tonka Time]

lmao

 

[mutantllama]

Any band that sings about Satan and is serious about seems to make me laugh.

 

[ChaosAD]

Pick any song from the first two Dio-era Sabbath albums.

Dio... what a terrible lyricist.

True, but Ozzy could be an equally terrible lyricist at times.

A selection of some of the most ridiculous lyrics I've ever heard:

Iron Man by Black Sabbath

"Can he walk at all, or if he moves will he fall"

Sabbath Bloody Sabbath by Black Sabbath

"God knows as your dog's nose, bog blast all of you"

Electric Funeral by Black Sabbath

"Flashes in the sky, turn houses into sty, turns people into clay, radiation's mighty day"

Violent Pornography by System Of A Down

"Everybody everybody everybody living now everybody everybody everybody sucks, everybody everybody everybody living now, everybody everybody everybody fucks"

Vicinity Of Obscenity by System Of A Down

"Banana banana banana terracotta banana banana terracotta pie"

Kickstand by Soundgarden

"Kickstand, you got loose and I threw up
Kickstand, you got the juice to fill my cup
I got the urge to ride your trike
My momma said that's the only life so do it right"

 

[Oblivious Maximus]

True, but Ozzy could be an equally terrible lyricist at times.

A selection of some of the most ridiculous lyrics I've ever heard:

Iron Man by Black Sabbath

"Can he walk at all, or if he moves will he fall"

Sabbath Bloody Sabbath by Black Sabbath

"God knows as your dog's nose, bog blast all of you"

Electric Funeral by Black Sabbath

"Flashes in the sky, turn houses into sty, turns people into clay, radiation's mighty day"

Didn't Geezer write Sabbath Bloody Sabbath?

 

[Einherjar86]

I think Sabbath Bloody Sabbath was actually when Ozzy began writing vocals.

 

[Alteredmindeath]

Tankard has some goofy shit.

 

[False Joe]

"Flashes in the sky, turn houses into sty, turns people into clay, radiation's mighty day"

What's stupid about that?

 

[cookiecutter]

My friends favorite Sarcofago lyric

"she isn't more virgin because was fucked by satan"