Males and Females

[SentinelSlain]

O FUCK

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Driving about 5 hours to the University of Missouri to meet that OKC girl. Spending the night in her dorm as well (she has a spare bunk). No idea what we are going to do. I am worried though that she misreads my signals, although she is the one that encouraged me to spend the night instead of driving back home.

 

[unknown]

wear rubber dude

 

[waif]

She definitely wants to bone.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

I don't know if I'd even be comfortable boning her. I kinda want to take my virginity to my grave. I don't think she is that type of girl though, because she asked me why I wanted to drive so far, alluding to the idea that I just want to fuck her. I told her that I just wanted to hang out and stuff.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Part of me wants to definitely, but I just feel that sex is something that you should do once you've really gotten to know someone.

 

[waif]

Dude, you seriously can't be willing to drive that far and not want to lay some pipe in this bitch. That's just...strange.

Seriously.

Part of me wants to definitely, but I just feel that sex is something that you should do once you've really gotten to know someone.

If you turn sex down, you will regret it. If you accept it, you will not regret it. End of story.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Part of me wants to definitely, but I just feel that sex is something that you should do once you've really gotten to know someone.

That attitude is a great way to still be a virgin when you're my age. And if you're anything like me, then at that point you won't give a flying fishstick how well you know the girl on your first time.

Ram it in her! Use the penis, with my blessing.

 

[arg]

jesus christ dude just do it, we are all rooting for you, we wanna see an end to your suffering and virginity

 

[Zephyrus]

Part of me wants to definitely, but I just feel that sex is something that you should do once you've really gotten to know someone.

I'm on the bang-that-chick bandwagon but some things to consider...

1. Whose idea was it to drive 5 hours? Was it completely yours? She may only want you to stay the night because it's silly to drive ten hours in a single day just for a day visit.

2. Does she know you're a virgin?

3. You did this on OKC, so either she's as desperate as you, or she's using the site to play games with people.

4. What are you planning to do while there? My suggestions: let her show you around campus, then take her out to eat somewhere for dinner (nothing fancy) and perhaps rent a movie to watch at her place afterward. Cuddling is a good way to initiate intimacy. Also, be honest with her.

5. This could really be a win-win, situation. I don't think she'd turn down sex, so if this doesn't develop into any kind of relationship, at least you got the experience. If it does, so much the better. Women want sex, but only when men take the initiative.

 

[-CC-]

I'm going to have to be very subtle and aloof about this and I'm going to have to bring some razor sharp game. If I'm right that she was initially into me, then there might be some small chance of turning this thing around. But for the time being I've dropped contact with her and I declined her offer to continue hanging out. Homie don't play dat.

This.

 

[CF87]

Good lord, man! Always escalate on a first date/meeting, even if it means you end up in her pants before you "properly" get to know her. I know it seems noble and virtuous to do what you're talking about, but odds are that it's not going to get you where you want to be with women.

^

 

[Onder]

I'm on the bang-that-chick bandwagon but some things to consider...

1. Whose idea was it to drive 5 hours? Was it completely yours? She may only want you to stay the night because it's silly to drive ten hours in a single day just for a day visit.

2. Does she know you're a virgin?

3. You did this on OKC, so either she's as desperate as you, or she's using the site to play games with people.

4. What are you planning to do while there? My suggestions: let her show you around campus, then take her out to eat somewhere for dinner (nothing fancy) and perhaps rent a movie to watch at her place afterward. Cuddling is a good way to initiate intimacy. Also, be honest with her.

5. This could really be a win-win, situation. I don't think she'd turn down sex, so if this doesn't develop into any kind of relationship, at least you got the experience. If it does, so much the better. Women want sex, but only when men take the initiative.

Dude stop making him overthink it. He somehow got a date and he will get laid or he won't. There's no need to analyze every step of it like this. I'm absolutely sure it doesn't help.

 

[SentinelSlain]

I'm trying to piece together what happened the night before last.

 

[King Richard]

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hmm, cute face....*clicks profile*...fat, fucking camera angles
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yes?!.....crazy
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fucking finally a decent one....*gets to bottom of profile, is only looking for new friends* /facepalm
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nice, a pretty one...*reads profile, says you must have bleach white teeth*....wat
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This is what it's like scoping for broads in Indiana.

 

[unknown]

fucking finally a decent one....*gets to bottom of profile, is only looking for new friends* /facepalm

fucking

 

[SentinelSlain]

for me it's like

she's cute and likes "insert 80s band or metal band"

I say something about that or inquire further

get a response

say some other shit

no further responses.

I have got laid from OKcupid twice though.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

@rick: best description of okc ever

How'd shit go with the korean chick?

 

[SentinelSlain]

there are two okcupids, one for pretty people one for uglies. Depending on what rating you have, on average, they filter out people who are at the other end of the scale for you. I think so anyway.

 

[King Richard]

@rick: best description of okc ever

How'd shit go with the korean chick?

Eh, it went alright. Nothing interesting to say about the date honestly.