Males and Females

[Blurry_Dreams]

Just went on a date with a woman from Jordan tonight. The middle eastern country Jordan. She's 29, Muslim, and still a virgin. Very very interesting. Very very cute. Very very sweet...and very very clingy. She wouldn't have me up to her apartment but she wanted me to stay the night in the lobby so I would spend all day with her tomorrow. Not only that but she offered to pay me money so that I wouldn't have to work. I'm obviously not about to do that shit.

The virgin part isn't necessarily a deal breaker. I've just never been with a virgin before and I think it's creepy when guys deliberately seek that out. I just don't want to spend every waking minute with anyone and I'm gonna have to find some way of letting her know to slow it down a little bit since I value my personal space. Other than that I dig her. Any advice my metal brethren?

i know this woman Named Jordan, as in named after Micheal Jordan, she's 29, Wiccan, and can't really remember being a virgin

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

also
i'm hanging out with a blue-eyed-blonde girl named Beth who loves the Tech N9NE song "Am I A Psycho?"
i've been calling her "pretty girl" and telling her she's "sexier than the girls that i have sex with"

and the girl named Crystal that i had sex with last Thursday has already disappeared

Beth, every girl i've ever met that's named Crystal, and like 97% of the women that have sex with me all use Crystal Meth, (including the girl named Jordan that i mentioned in the previous post)