Males and Females

[Krow]

> Ozz wasn’t a bitter fat incel maga fuck that deserved to die alone.

“Opposite Day”

 

[The Butt]

Did Ozz ever come back?

 

[no country for old wainds]

Did Ozz ever come back?

nah not since he stormed the capitol

 

[CiG]

The only thing he ever stormed was a breakfast buffet.

 

[The Butt]

Oof. I wonder if that fat fuck ever did sort his life out

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

yall mean

 

[CiG]

Last I spoke to him before he blocked me he worked at a gun store. I'm sure he's doing fine.

 

[Bloopy]

Falling Down only came to mind as it's the last movie I watched.

 

[The Butt]

Honestly my relationship situation is kinda fucked right now. It was fucked before my injury, for at least a couple months, and its especially fucked now with the strain put on it, with me being injured and her having to basically be my caregiver till I can semi-walk again.

 

[Cronopio]

Does her being your caregiver extend to her giving "care" to your nether parts as well?

 

[no country for old wainds]

a broken ankle doesn't stop you having a poke at your wankle.

 

[CiG]

That's a really cryptic way to announce to us that you're now a dad.

 

[The Butt]

Lmfao I wish.

Nah I got hit with the "maybe we're better as friends" thing. Perfect timing eh right when Im gonna be bedridden, day or two before surgery.

 

[CiG]

 

[Cronopio]

LOL

 

[WorldObliteration33]

Just went on a date with a woman from Jordan tonight. The middle eastern country Jordan. She's 29, Muslim, and still a virgin. Very very interesting. Very very cute. Very very sweet...and very very clingy. She wouldn't have me up to her apartment but she wanted me to stay the night in the lobby so I would spend all day with her tomorrow. Not only that but she offered to pay me money so that I wouldn't have to work. I'm obviously not about to do that shit.

The virgin part isn't necessarily a deal breaker. I've just never been with a virgin before and I think it's creepy when guys deliberately seek that out. I just don't want to spend every waking minute with anyone and I'm gonna have to find some way of letting her know to slow it down a little bit since I value my personal space. Other than that I dig her. Any advice my metal brethren?

 

[CiG]

Run!

 

[WorldObliteration33]

I'd do that in probably any other circumstance. The whole she's foreign, exotic, and has a legitimate reason for being like this is the only thing making me not just run tbh.

 

[CiG]

I'd do that in probably any other circumstance. The whole she's foreign, exotic, and has a legitimate reason for being like this is the only thing making me not just run tbh.

Sounds like a lose lose bruh. Either you date her seriously, meet her family, take her virginity eventually and welcome to the rest of your life, or you take her virginity casually and she murders you the moment you try to move on to someone else.

 

[WorldObliteration33]

Sounds pretty death metal to me tbh.