Males and Females

[WorldObliteration33]

When you can hate gays, Jews and women and become a spiritual sandal wearing warlord doing it, you become edge Lord+ or something. I met my match.

 

[WorldObliteration33]

Lol we talked for like 3 hours last night.

 

[Cronopio]

Muslim? The fuck outta there asap, obviously.

Nah, just kidding. Love is blind and all that. If you feel it in your heart, that's where you gotta start.

Just don't piss off her family. Unless you fancy getting slaughtered halal style.

 

[WorldObliteration33]

Witty ^

 

[WorldObliteration33]

You're still a faggot.

 

[Bloopy]

Any advice my metal brethren?

Cut past any small talk and philosophise on the parameters of the deal. I'd try to establish my absolute opposition to marriage, including for feminist reasons. Because women should be free to walk out with no strings attached whenever they change their minds. I suppose if the right woman came along she might defeat that in me, but a lottery ticket would be a better bet. Otherwise I guess they're choosing between Muhammad or me.

 

[Cronopio]

You're still a faggot.

Fuck you too, cocksmoker.

You gotta be able to laugh. Life's too short, like your dick.

 

[WorldObliteration33]

Relax buddy. I was just fuckin with you.

 

[WorldObliteration33]

So I think I might've misjudged her as being clingy. Trying to figure out how to explain this. Basically we'll be on the phone, already have plans a few days later, and she'll suggest I come see her later that night or the next day too. Isn't the slightest bit pushy about it. I think she genuinely digs the hell out of my crazy ass and wants to spend as much of her free time as she can with me if I'm willing to. Hunch that it's a foreign quirk was correct I'm pretty sure.

My ex, on the other hand, would get angry any time I wanted to leave to go do something without her. Now THAT would be a turn off. Fuck that bitch.

 

[Cronopio]

Relax buddy. I was just fuckin with you.

It's all good.

Re: the fucking. Will there be dinner before or afterwards?

 

[WorldObliteration33]

Somewhere in the middle.

 

[Desti6]

I'll have relations with a female when Hell freezes over. Oh well.

Hahaha

 

[CiG]

So I think I might've misjudged her as being clingy. Trying to figure out how to explain this. Basically we'll be on the phone, already have plans a few days later, and she'll suggest I come see her later that night or the next day too. Isn't the slightest bit pushy about it. I think she genuinely digs the hell out of my crazy ass and wants to spend as much of her free time as she can with me if I'm willing to. Hunch that it's a foreign quirk was correct I'm pretty sure.

Classic trap. She's luring you in so her family can make you into a eunuch servant in the grand old traditions of the Ottoman Empire.

 

[WorldObliteration33]

Just looked it up and apparently men have to be Muslim or convert to marry Muslim women in Jordan. Oh, cool. I can do that for a week and just de-convert blasting Svolder on the plane ride home. Not like they can come after me if they find out.

 

[WorldObliteration33]

Joking aside, she's only talked about it in regards to herself, traditions, all the bullshit Israel is doing in Gaza, etc. I like learning about it and agree with her politically at least. She's like the most mild-mannered person in the world and already knows I'm not religious. Hard to imagine her trying to convert me but it's still early on so who knows.

 

[CiG]

Bro about to be the next Jordan Horner!

 

[WorldObliteration33]

Nonchalantly coming on really strong is the only way I know how to describe it.

 

[SonOfNun]

Just went on a date with a woman from Jordan tonight. The middle eastern country Jordan. She's 29, Muslim, and still a virgin. Very very interesting. Very very cute. Very very sweet...and very very clingy. She wouldn't have me up to her apartment but she wanted me to stay the night in the lobby so I would spend all day with her tomorrow. Not only that but she offered to pay me money so that I wouldn't have to work. I'm obviously not about to do that shit.

The virgin part isn't necessarily a deal breaker. I've just never been with a virgin before and I think it's creepy when guys deliberately seek that out. I just don't want to spend every waking minute with anyone and I'm gonna have to find some way of letting her know to slow it down a little bit since I value my personal space. Other than that I dig her. Any advice my metal brethren?

From what you've said about her, she sounds great. It's uncommon to find a woman who has traditional values and appears to live by them. She's obviously waited a long time to find the right guy and you need to take that seriously. While she might not be overt about it, her faith must be important to her as it seems to inform the way that she has lived. It would be unfortunate for her to give up her virginity, etc. for a situation that isn't bound for marriage. You've got to know that's what she's looking for going in and that there will be an expectation that you are serious about marriage and probably that you be open to her beliefs too.

I guess the alternative is that she just has a strict family and is afraid of transgressing their rules. In that case, she may be intentionally seeking something different, but outwardly it looks like the above.

 

[Cronopio]

I concur with the above sentiment. It is important to be respectful and mindful towards one another in any relationship; that goes for both sides. As you should respect her beliefs, so should she take into careful consideration your stance on believing and if your views of the world align with hers. I wish you good luck, though. Love rules, but trying to love someone can suck at times.

Oh, and by the way: ChatGPT did not write the above. I did.

 

[no country for old wainds]

i wouldn't even contemplate a girl like that personally but each to their own lol