masterbating.....

[schmucky]

i've trained myself to consitantly reach my hand down and prevent the spread of my naturally occuring discharge the instant before it happens and i realize i'm having a wet dream

 

[Pancakes]

Yeah, that and the momentary panic when you're half awake and realise there's something coming out of your dick and you think "OH NO, AM I PISSING MYSELF!!!!!!!", then realise "oh no, I'm just cumming", but that momentary panic is enough to ruin any enjoyment of it......

I've never woken up while cumming in my sleep...hell, I havn't had a wet dream since I was nine.

 

[Lina]

i've been crazy horny lately. not sure why. i've had some outrageous wankfests in the last two days.

 

[Super Mahrio]

i've been crazy horny lately. not sure why. i've had some outrageous wankfests in the last two days.

yeah i know how you feel...

 

[FangsFirst]

*has never had a wet dream. ever.*

 

[Furious B]

i've been crazy horny lately. not sure why. i've had some outrageous wankfests in the last two days.

yeah i know how you feel...

I think it might have something to do with all this heat or the time of year because I’ve been the same way this last week or so. My libido has been working at least three fold. I’ve been beating off like a monkey on crack.

 

[Aecliptica]

ive never had a wet dream either

 

[MURAI]

So many threads about wanking. That's probably what all internet geeks do all day. Wank.

 

[Arch]

So many threads about wanking. That's probably what all internet geeks do all day. Wank.

Yes.


*fap fap fap*

 

[MURAI]

Some of you reveal TOO much man *looks in Pancakes direction*. Heh heh heh, Pancakes tell some girls that you look like Allen West from Obituary and you might get some. Trust me.

 

[-Desecrated-]

*has never had a wet dream. ever.*

Here, I'll help. Go to sleep thinking about her -

You'll definitely have a wet dream then.

 

[Pieless]

*has never had a wet dream. ever.*

 

[Captain Beard]

Jesus.

 

[Lolita Vampiriá]

i've been crazy horny lately. not sure why. i've had some outrageous wankfests in the last two days.

Hormones? Ovulation?

Happens to me every month for 2 days or so...