Masters 2010

I haven't been following golf recently. Honestly, any tournament can be won by anyone. Tiger has a great shot since he's probably the best golfer ever obviously, but he could be rusty and shoot 80 the first day.
 
Golf isn't entertaining to watch, only when they fall into the sandpit or pond or something. But that's like one second out of million hours. I bet I could fucking create a better game using this amount of space, golf clubs and balls. The players would run around and hit each other until they're dead a fuckton and then there would be no fucking golfuck.
 
I bet I could fucking create a better game using this amount of space, golf clubs and balls. The players would run around and hit each other until they're dead a fuckton and then there would be no fucking golfuck.

What would the balls be used for?