Math Sucks Gigantic Penises

[gekko]

God damn, I HATE FUCKING MATH! Calculating the lengths of the legs on the set I am designing is taking me like 8 goddamn hours. Why the fuck did I have to decide to give the stage a rake. Bloody fucking hell! Any one else had bad experiences with math!?

 

[0sm0se]

Namely my confrontation with calc 2 Gordon.

 

[Helm]

I think it's Penii?

 

[chupe666]

I think it's wang.


and i was just talking to a friend the other night about how people can conversationally discuss majors of history, sociology, psychology, astronomy, etc., but subject encountered in my math major are NEVER potential subjects of discussion. i think when you declare math major you should be able to get a tuition discount because the pursuance of it will not be socially redeemable.

 

[The Dope]

Gordon, you're angry and there's nothing wrong with math. It's not the one with the problem. It's certainly not changing itself and its rules just to make your life miserable.

Also, I haven't seen you in like 3 days. Well, at least in 1 day.

 

[xfer]

not penii!

http://www.straightdope.com/mailbag/mplurals.html

 

[The Dope]

Yeah, definitely not penii.

 

[Helm]

Penes. Right. And to think I almost passed my Latin course twice.

 

[xfer]

the english plural is still penises, but otherwise yeah, penes. like how snakes have hemipenes.

 

[Draft Dodging Scarecrow]

Why do snakes need hemis? Does it make them go faster?