Mayhem

[Miltbrand]

Found this:

http://ruthlessreviews.com/top10/10blackmetal.html

and thought I´d put it here....

 

[Abanazar McBurger]

http://ruthlessreviews.com/top10/10blackmetal.html

No Mayhem there!

 

[Miltbrand]

No Mayhem there!

I know! It just seemed better to place it here, than to give it it´s own thread....




(Hellhammer has played with Immortal, so there´s a tiny bit of Mayhem there )

 

[GregadetH]

Wow. They were fucking crazies AND their music sucked.

 

[eighteeschick]

All the reviews were pretty damn funny to me but the one that stuck out was the wrestling stance. I have way too many pictures of tag teams in very similar positions. That guy was dead on for that one.

 

[Miltbrand]

Wow. They were fucking crazies AND their music sucked.

WERE crazy? Mayhem are still around!



Fej for egen dør først makker! Megadeth er sgu ikke at råbe hurra for....

 

[DarbysDad]

Gotta love the Meth :Spin:

And whats with needing a session singer - it's fucking death metal - nobody else in the band could growl.

 

[Miltbrand]

All the reviews were pretty damn funny to me but the one that stuck out was the wrestling stance. I have way too many pictures of tag teams in very similar positions. That guy was dead on for that one.

Yeah!

Except there´s a mistake in the description for that one. The fat guy is not Demonaz, it´s Horgh!

 

[Miltbrand]

Gotta love the Meth :Spin:

And whats with needing a session singer - it's fucking death metal - nobody else in the band could growl.

When the fuck are you people gonna learn that there is a (BIG) difference between Black Metal and Death Metal?!?
Mayhem play(ed) Black Fucking Metal!!!

Death Metal is stuff like Deicide, in case you didn´t know....

 

[lokey]

s'like saying there is a big difference between shit and shinola

some death/ black tracks are ok, oh i like mortician..... but most of em are jokers, i mean what are those two is the faux wcw pic ( nice by the way supposed to be??!?

at death gigs or black for that matter i half expect buffy to come wandering out and stab the poor costumed ones.........anyone seen bezerker?!?! hilarious

 

[jdelpi]

Wow. They were fucking crazies AND their music sucked.

This is a good reason to hug your children and not leave copies of Mein Kempf around the house.

 

[GregadetH]

This is a good reason to hug your children and not leave copies of Mein Kempf around the house.

You lost me on that one. You calling me a Nazi? Them? What?

I need sleep.

 

[GregadetH]

Fej for egen dør først makker! Megadeth er sgu ikke at råbe hurra for....

nothankyoudrivethru

 

[MyHatred]

When the fuck are you people gonna learn that there is a (BIG) difference between Black Metal and Death Metal?!?
Mayhem play(ed) Black Fucking Metal!!!

Death Metal is stuff like Deicide, in case you didn´t know....

This is death Metal

This is black metal

 

[jdelpi]

You lost me on that one. You calling me a Nazi? Them? What?

I need sleep.

I'm just saying perhaps they weren't loved as children, and this would be a good incentive to love your children. (One of those guys took the name of a Nazi officer, I believe someone said.)

 

[GregadetH]

I'm just saying perhaps they weren't loved as children, and this would be a good incentive to love your children. (One of those guys took the name of a Nazi officer, I believe someone said.)

I'm positive they had fucked up childhoods. You just don't go from playing with G.I. Joes in the sandbox at 8 to eating pieces of your bandmembers brain.

 

[GregadetH]

That's Kahn Championship Wrestlings (kCw) former title holder - Stingous Kahn.
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[Miltbrand]

This is death Metal

This is black metal

No, Graveland is not Black Metal! It´s NS/Pagan, even if he is wearing his makeup and he´s shown in the "other top 10 of ridiculous BM pics"!

Black Metal doesn´t get much more pure and "true" than Darkthrone:

 

[DeathsHead]

Why do all the black metal look like the members of Kiss?

 

[johnnieCzech]

Why do all the black metal look like the members of Kiss?

they´re King Diamond wannabes