100 most metal moments....

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

That Album Was Atrocious.

 

[Donnie Darko]

Glad to see your wit is in check.

Give the guy a break, everyone misses sarcasm occasionally

 

[Golden Hall]

You want a metal moment? What about David Lee Roth trying to get his cock insured? That was fucking awesome!

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

My Dick Insured . Im Always Getting Kicked In It Or Racking Myself In Public If I Had My Dick Insured And I Racked Myself In Public I Could Sue Someone For Laughing. It Would Be Slander Or Something Hahaha. Also Im Sorry I Missed The Sarcasm I Was Hoping You Were Joking But Sometimes Im A Dumbass, Only Sometimes Though. ANYONE ELSE THINK THE FIRST DISTURBED ALBUM WAS REVOLUTIONARY? OR IS IT JUST ME? THAT ALBUM WAS WORSE THEN ST ANGER. I GUESS I DIDNT REALLY NEED TO SAY THAT. OKAY IM LEAVING NOW.

 

[egonomic666]

metal moment: when i was down the shore and i got drunk then got sucked off by some girl in the shower and then i said not a word to her again

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

When I Was On A Trip To Oklahoma City With My History Class And I Put Laxative In This Girls Drink( She Was Really Stupid) Anyway On The Way Home I Told Her What I Did Then I Ask Her To Give Me Head. And She Did. It Was The Worst Head Ever And Her Friend Watched. So I Blew A Load In Her Mouth And Got Up And Went To Another Seat. Then Fell Asleep. Good Times. Haha Man We Should Write For Penthouse Forum. TRUE STORY THOUGH. WE HAD TO STOP THE BUS THREE TIMES FOR HER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM.

 

[egonomic666]

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha asome dude another metal moment was taking a hit offsome finnish vodka because finland is just fucking metal all by itself

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

FUN FUN SICK SICKER DYING BAD TASTE HANGOVER , BUT GOD I LOVE IT.

 

[BeyondtheUnholyGrave]

EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY: What exactly are you doing with the caps lock/shift button? Why is it that everything you write is either COMPLETELY IN CAPS LOCK or Every Word Is Capitalized Like This Even Though These Words Have No Reason To Be Capitalized.

Anyway, I think a pretty F'N Metal moment would have to be Death playing the theme from Charlie's Angel's on tour in 1998 right before Pull the Plug. A crushing Metal moment indeed.