me, today

[azal]

Mr. CrankyFace

Last night I was at the pool hall until nearly 3 AM because a group of incredibly fat, thug latinos, were hustlin each other, playing for $$. We close at 12PM..but why would my jew boss kick anyone out if they can make more money?

and guess who didn't get paid one penny more for almost 3 extra hours.

and I got hungry and had to blow $1.50 on Doritos.

when I left, the latino gangstas were still there and my boss and her boyfriend stayed. The dudes ran up a bill of nearly $200. Hopefully they didn't want to pay in the end, shot my boss in the neck and left.

 

[xfer]

I think I go back to San Juan /
I know a boat you can get on!

 

[azal]

I don't know what that means, but I've come to the conclusion that if my editor let me smoke cigs in the office my productivity would sky rocket.

 

[minxnim]

i used to work at a record shipping warehouse and they let us smoke (back in the days when i chainsmoked 3 packs a day) and i can say i did absofuckinglutely nothing all day but smoke butts, talk shit, back it up, and leave early.

 

[azal]

wow you used to rule, what happened?

Anyway, it depends on the job.

If you watch any old movie, the awesome journalist, the crack reporter always was a lit cig and a flask of scotch.

So when you manifest this image, it's works kinda like a placebo, and you work like an animal and play that role, even though you are writing a story about school buses.

 

[minxnim]

i used to rule and then i got a brain tumor. cancer sucks.

 

[deadair]

i can see azal sitting there not knowing what to think/post next.

 

[minxnim]

well, i'm not one to sugar coat. you know? but anyway, i promised myself that if i live to see 80 i will start smoking luckies again and doing lsd.

 

[deadair]

azal still doesn't know if this is real or not

 

[azal]

Luckies are awesome. I don't do drugs though.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

the first time I did LSD was totally awesome, the rest were mildly disapointing/uncomfortable.

 

[minxnim]

i figure old people would have fun on lsd.
i think i did it too much. i think that's part of my current problem.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

I want to get me some DMT for serious. I don't do a lot of drugs but I like to try new ones every once in a while.

I was also just reading about this plant Salvia divinorum what sounds pretty cool.

 

[deadair]

'shrooms where always cool for me...

i even smoked them in a bong once... very cool.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

you can smoke mushrooms? how is that different than eating them? for some reason I'd assume it doesn't last as long, which would actually be fine by me. My main problem with tripping is that it lasts WAY too long.

 

[avi]

I never ate shrooms, just smoked em. it was nice.

I actually took acid before I ever smoked weed, too.

 

[minxnim]

i didnt like mushrooms. i only did them once. you can smoke them with weed apparently it's about the same effect.
dmt seems shady. my friend has done that a few times and after he did it, he always seemed to have way more problems with depression.

 

[deadair]

josh... actually it was more IN TENTS. it hit you faster (like in 5-10 minutes) and the trip was a little harder.


it was a good time.

 

[avi]

smoking em creates a very mellow, slightly hallucingenic high. totally not like dosing. think w33d, but much more visual.

 

[xfer]

you can't smoke mushrooms unless they have something else in them. unlike THC, psilocybin is totally destroyed by heat, which is why you have to add mushrooms AFTER cooking to make mushroom foodstuffs.