meet my new water dwelling companion!

[Tide In Mind Out]

his name is 'onofrio


FEAR HIM AND HIS FINS OF DOOM!


he's a betta, also known as a japanese fighting fish

i've had several of these throughout my life. so easy to take care of. but this one is the most gr1m and kvlt of all i've had

 

[Karmic]

hey, we have one of those too

come on over, and we'll have some fun

 

[Super Mahrio]

hes soo cute!!! i had one named Wenis and i loved him very much...he lived for a long time and he died and i mourned his loss greatly..lets hope Onofrio has the same long life span!

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

wenis? lol

 

[Super Mahrio]

he was Wenis because he had an attitude!

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

i think 'onofrio is in love with me. everytime i go into the room to see him he comes up to me and happily wiggles his fins. not in a violent way, as bettas are solitary, but just...happily!

 

[Karmic]

doesnt chromie do that too?

 

[MajestikMøøse]

hey, if they wiggled all together in the tub, they could have a threesome!

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

I used to have a betta. It died. But my betta was niether gr1m nor kvlt. And your fish kicks my dead fish's ass. The end.

 

[Karmic]

so, in short, cara's the only one with a living betta.

 

[internally grateful]

wenis? lol

that's like wildo the dildo



i was at camp and stephanie (the hot blonde) was carving a wizard out of a piece of wood and it looked like a dildo and so she named it wildo

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

hahaha was that when the girl asked if it was something your mom would give you or something like that? or am i being random

 

[internally grateful]

no, you've got it right...

she didn't know what a dildo was and so she was trying to guess by asking questions such as "would your mom give one to you?"

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

hahahaha yeah haha *score*