Megadeth tour dates changed

Three bits of string stop at a bar. The first goes in, the bartender sees him and yells, hey you, get out, we don't server string here.

The second thinks "that's not fair" and walks in as well. The bartender see him and says "like I told your friend. We don't serve string here, get out!"

The third bit of string gets himself all tangled, and unravels a bit at the end, then walks into the bar. The bartender looks at him suspiciously and says "You're not a piece of string are you?"

The string says "Nope, I'm afraid not".



(A frayed knot) geddit? geddit?

Sorry.