Merchandise question for WD....

Captain Beard said:
Anyone that joined before 2004 was augmented into hyper advanced lifeforms with infinite knowledge. You could have asked for all information pertinent to your stay here. Too late though, after a week all such requests are closed and you have to learn the hard way.
Bitch. *slaps you*

Then again, technically I've been around since late 2003 on the nevermore irc channel.