Metal Haiku

[lizard]

My CD player
is playing a Boris disc
I remain content.

 

[Demilich]

edit: Haha i can't count

 

[lizard]

isn't it 5-7-5??

 

[lizard]

haha whew

if I am still wrong
I blush furiously
fuck you demilich

 

[lizard]

Chains and bullet belts
Tully drives a purple van
That does not compute

 

[Demilich]

for a second i thought it was supposed to be 3-5-3

fuck poetry.

 

[lizard]

yes but haiku brings the reader trancendence.

or some shit.

 

[lizard]

the band emperor
in their spare time do crochet
secret lives exist.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

helrunar kick ass
on a grey winter morning
black metal till death

 

[MFJ]

vintersorg is good
i really like his music
this poem is boring

 

[Demonspell]

Nevermore cancels
Jorn is now Glenn's masterplan
back to the ark now

 

[NAD]

edit: Haha i can't count

FIVE FUCKING STARS. Funniest shit I've seen here in weeks.

Oh, and:

metal llama dance
hop frolick fagface asshole
that's right, motherbitch

 

[Trylakos]

raping christ
corpsepaint and forests
black metal

and another:

I love shit
pissing in my mouth
Fetishes

My friend wanted it in 575 so:

I love to lick shit
pissing in my mouth is hot
fetishes are great

 

[MFJ]

it IS 5-7-5, isn't it?

 

[Trylakos]

it IS 5-7-5, isn't it?

I always thoguht it was 3 5 3 OR 5 7 5. thats how I learned it in grade 5 atleast haha

 

[Will Bozarth]

Distorted Mind rules
You queers should come and see us
If not, you suck dick

 

[cthulufhtagn]

gonna take acid
today's gonna rock so hard
time for some acid

 

[Trylakos]

I love owls:

an owl on my cock
floating away from its perch
my squeals are louder

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

orcs trolls and goblins
not much treasure or experience
move onto giants and get loots

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

CDs from Gugs Smell
like dirty construction worker
the smell does not fade.

the cds from gugs,
though rather pungent, are a
welcome gift from him.

lizard this thread rules
it's a great way to waste time
now I will study.