Metal Joke

I couldn't have told it better.

I like Malmy, but he needs to stop shredding so fucking much.
 
Did anyone see Yngwie Malmsteen on VH1'S "WHERE ARE THEY NOW?" He was on there explaining how when he came to America everyone told him, "YOU SHRED DUDE!!!" Then he said in his thick accent, "I know you can shred lettuce, you can shred cheese,..." . Well I thought it was funny. Also, some friends of mine where in a band called BLACK CAT BONE (now SUPAFUZZ) and they opened for Yngwie and called him "WINGNUT CHAPSTEEN". the guys said he was a real ASSHOLE and very conceited. Someone in the crowd said, "Yngwie you're the greatest and he responded, "Yeah, I know". WHAT A PRICK. Also, Yngwie don't like donuts, just watch PANTERA'S 'COWBOYS FROM HELL" HOME VIDEO.