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Metallica Sue Canadian Band over E, F Chords
07.15.2003 1:55 PM EDT
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Metallica's Lars Ulrich
Photo: WireImage
"It's just a matter of a band having the right to protect the chords it uses. I couldn't start up my own soft drink company using the exact same formula as Coca-Cola." — Jill Pietrini, Metallica's lawyer
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MONTREAL — Metallica are taking legal action against independant Canadian rock band Unfaith over what they feel is unsanctioned usage of two chords the band has been using since 1982 : E and F.

"People are going to get on our case again for this, but try to see it from our point of view just once," stated Metallica's Lars Ulrich. "We're not saying we own those two chords, individually - that would be ridiculous. We're just saying that in that specific order, people have grown to associate E, F with our music."

Metallica filed a trademark infringement suit against the indie group at the US district court for central California on Monday. According to the drummer, the continued use of the two chords causes "confusion, deception and mistake in the minds of the public".

Metallica's lawyer, Jill Pietrini, told us that the band decided to take legal action only after first sending a letter of complaint to the Canadian band's singer/songwriter, Erik Ashley.

"We sent a demand letter and haven't reached a resolution, so we had to sue," she said. "They continue to shamelessly feature the two chords on their website song samples and we just can't have that."

Ashley, in the meantime, is still shocked by the entire story, and hasn't yet decided how the band will respond.

"I thought it was a prank at first," he told us. "Now I'm not sure what to think."

Ulrich states that he's not trying to prevent Unfaith from using the two chords, only that he feels Metallica should be credited for them whenever used, and is calling for 50% of all revenue generated from any song using them.

"It's nothing personal against them," he added. "We intend to enforce our rights with any band intending to use Metallica-branded chords in the future."

This marks the first time anything of this kind has ever been tried in court, and it will be interesting to see how things develop.

Metallica's website has issued an official statement on the suit here.

Unfaith's official website hasn't officially responded at print time.
 
well, clearly it's fake (check the link to "metallica's website"), but what i found humorous was that when i very first read the title i realised it was not out of the realm of possibility. awesome.
 
oh, you guys all didn't read firedwarf's post before he edited it, but it originally read: "AHAHA OMG this is just like FAGtallica!!!111 this just makes me fuckin pist!!1"

(nice cover though dude)
 
yeah, this would be like McDonald's trying to sue other restaurants for making french fries or Stephen King suing every other author for using the word "murder".

hilarious though. i thought of the onion immediately.
 
xfer said:
oh, you guys all didn't read firedwarf's post before he edited it, but it originally read: "AHAHA OMG this is just like FAGtallica!!!111 this just makes me fuckin pist!!1"

(nice cover though dude)
Haha, more like with an added "Maybe I was wrong. Holy shit." and then I saw the URLs and was like "oh." and changed it.

Just to clear things up!