Metal with Balls

[whiskey funeral]

The Absence are pretty gay. ML, I hope you're going to actually listen to the bands suggested to you and not pull a Derek.

 

[Achtland]

Aura Noir (black thrash)

 

[SentinelSlain]

Heavy Load
Swordmaster (Swe) (not the band they became though... urgh)

 

[waif]

The Absence are pretty gay. ML, I hope you're going to actually listen to the bands suggested to you and not pull a Derek.

1. Fuck you.
2. What are you talking about? It's true that the album is deceptively non-thrashy (i.e. one or two beastly songs they pull out live covering up the fact that most of the album is fairly mid-tempo melodic death stuff), but they're still pretty good and definitely not gay. The singer has a beard so manly it rivals Johan Hegg's.

 

[whiskey funeral]

1. Name a time and place, baby.
2. What am I talking about? What I heard from them was pretty underwhelming and there are better bands out there playing the same style of music.

 

[Vilden]

Swordmaster (not the band they became though... urgh)

Hell Yeah!!

Now listen:
NECRONAUT PSYCHOUT!!
The masters they are screaming out:
NECRONAUT PSYCHOUT!!

 

[waif]

1. Name a time and place, baby.
2. What am I talking about? What I heard from them was pretty underwhelming and there are better bands out there playing the same style of music.

1. Dropping this before it becomes awkward.
2. I think they're good. There are certainly better bands (although if you wanna recommend me some better stuff in this style of thrashy melodic death metal that'd be cool) out there...but that doesn't make them gay. Gay usually implies their music is weak, feminine, unmetal, or really, really bad. A band that's just average is not gay. You should learn how to make random pronouncements on a band's sexual orientation before you post.

 

[CF87]

BLOODBATH!!! RRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

only bloodbath

 

[whiskey funeral]

1. Dropping this before it becomes awkward.
2. I think they're good. There are certainly better bands (although if you wanna recommend me some better stuff in this style of thrashy melodic death metal that'd be cool) out there...but that doesn't make them gay. Gay usually implies their music is weak, feminine, unmetal, or really, really bad. A band that's just average is not gay. You should learn how to make random pronouncements on a band's sexual orientation before you post.

You should learn to not get butthurt over stupid shit on the internet.

 

[AchrisK]

^no

The Crown - Deathrace King !!!

 

[Xorv]

MANOWAR






wat

 

[waif]

You should learn to not get butthurt over stupid shit on the internet.

tbh I'm just tired of people calling shit gay on the internet and you sorta took it to a new level with "anything that isn't awesome is gay"
and also I think I was tired when I posted that.

MANOWAR






wat

would be a good rec if it wasn't his av

 

[Eeric]

Kiuas
Mercenary
Cradle of Filth

Those for gettin' started

 

[SentinelSlain]

Cradle of Filth

I don't see what people like about them, sounds excretory to me..

 

[Death Animal]

Motörhead

 

[Eeric]

I don't see what people like about them, sounds excretory to me..

I don't know exactly what it is why I like Cradle, but i do maybe it's the whole concept

 

[mutantllama]

Cradle of Filth isn't ballsy really.

 

[Einherjar86]

Kiuas

Kiuas is fuckin' pagan power metal balls-to-the-wall fury. Nice rec.

 

[Eeric]

Cradle of Filth isn't ballsy really.

I think it's ballslier than black metal bands

 

[Base Delta Zero]

GWAR has balls and a cock - biggest cock around...