Michael Jackson converts to Islam; hopes for 70 virgin boys when he dies

[The Ozzman]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/new...rts-to-Islam-and-changes-name-to-Mikaeel.html

The singer, who was raised as a Jehovah's Witness, converted to Islam in a ceremony at a friend's house in Los Angeles.

He is said to have sat on the floor and worn a small hat while an imam officiated.

According to The Sun, the ceremony took place while Jackson, 50, was recording an album at the home of Steve Porcaro, a keyboard player who composed music on his Thriller album.

The former Jackson 5 star was counselled by David Wharnsby, a Canadian songwriter, and Phillip Bubal, a producer, who have both converted.

A source said Jackson had appeared a "bit down" and added: "They began talking to him about their beliefs, and how they thought they had become better people after they converted. Michael soon began warming to the idea.

"An imam was summoned from the mosque and Michael went through the shahada, which is the Muslim declaration of belief."

Last year his brother, Jermaine Friday, suggested Jackson would convert having taken an interest in Islam since Friday's conversion in 1989.

"When I came back from Mecca I got him a lot of books and he asked me lots of things about my religion and I told him that it's peaceful and beautiful," said Friday.

"He read everything and he was proud of me that I found something that would give me inner strength and peace.

"I think it is most probable that Michael will convert to Islam.

"He could do so much, just like I am trying to do. Michael and I and the word of God, we could do so much."

 

[muzmaze]

...boys and a little monkey.
This guy is on the mount rushmore of wackjobs!

 

[Valerie]

Its close to midnight and something evils lurking in the dark
Under the moonlight you see a sight that almost stops your heart
You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it
You start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes,
Youre paralyzed

cause this is thriller, thriller night
And no ones gonna save you from the beast about strike
You know its thriller, thriller night
Youre fighting for your life inside a-- LOL HOLD ON GUYS I HAZ TO PRAY LOL SORRYZ

 

[Blind Guardian]

God i love this hollywood quasi depht. Like Richard Gere turning into a buddhist, love it.

 

[arg]

people always told me
be careful what you do
don't go around breaking young girls' hearts

hee-hee

and mother always told me
be careful who you love
be careful what you do
cuz the lie becomes the truth

he-ey

 

[Vegard Pompey]

God i love this hollywood quasi depht. Like Richard Gere turning into a buddhist, love it.

More like buddshit BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

 

[False Joe]

Or like everyone turning into lesbians.

Plus I got an advert on this page simply saying "Do you like Micheal Jackson"

 

[ShredHeadJHJ]

Odd, I never knew he was Jehova's Witness.

 

[Blind Guardian]

Every my pals is.

 

[KMADD]

Heh i bet McCauley is heart broken.

 

[ShredHeadJHJ]

Every my pals is.

No way dude; every American black person I have ever met was Baptist.

 

[Blind Guardian]

Every black person i've ever met was a my pals.

 

[muzmaze]

...and at his Islamic theme park Michael will now give the children rides on camels instead of horseback. That is only if they attend the pajama party, wich michael will supply the kammeez and turbans for free.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

Every my pals i've ever met was a black person

 

[Blind Guardian]

Every person i've ever met was a black my pals.

 

[mutantllama]

Every my pals I've met was a my pals,



OK NIGGA?

 

[skeptik]

my pals my pals my pals my my pals my pals

 

[Onder]

4chan. I hate it.

 

[Blind Guardian]

Stop acting like my pals.

 

[mutantllama]

Stfu my pals