Michael Jackson is about to die.

[DarkNoise]

He's also with Slim Pickens and Vincent Price (things you learn from snl)

 

[ESPmyk]

He got Michael Jacksownd.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

facebook is fucking retarded right now

 

[azal]

well it's not like varg died or anything

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

now that would be sad

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

no, it would be AWESOME if will's annoying, ugly dog died.

and all the michael jackson jokes in this thread fucking win.

 

[Karmic]

http://ismichaeljacksonazombieyet.com/

 

[Craysh3]

c'mon, guys... Off the Wall was one mutherfucking funky piece of work, and so what if he touched children, we all won' tush children shumtaimes, it's Michael Jackson! Seriously though, I'm not feeling that awesome about him dead. Fawcett, oh yeah bring out the booze, but Jacky... I dunno.

 

[EricT]

love stern fans

 

[Will Bozarth]

And he's dead now according to TMZ.



HEY WILL DID YOU GET AN AUTOGRAPH?!

sadly not. mj was one tough bastard to get an autograph from

none from farrah, either

 

[Will Bozarth]

He's also with Slim Pickens and Vincent Price (things you learn from snl)

vincent didnt like mj after how badly he got screwed during thriller payment

 

[rebirth]

will dude - your a loser pal.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

shithouse plastic face hey

 

[Lunar Still]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YULsiFvZBVU
love stern fans

lolololololololol

 

[derek]

It's almost like Jesus died, to gauge simply by the internet.

 

[azal]

MJ died for your sins.

 

[Liverslapper]

I found out about this at work. I don't care for him as a person but I enjoyed some of his music.

 

[Captain Beard]

He molests Baby Jesus now.

 

[EricT]

Time for some classics:

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a52_1217043743

 

[derek]

I found out about this at work. I don't care for him as a person but I enjoyed some of his music.

Exactly. I don't like the idolatry all the much but he has some great songs.

I read the internet slowed down substantially with people seeking to verify news of his death. There has never been anything like it, apparently.