Mike the New Jesus?

[Birkenau]

Yes, I'm hella serious, I was recently reading this book called the bible, and they are both REALLY similiar.

Firstly, look at the hair.

OMGOSH it's like a mirror image!

Also, did you know they were/are both Musicians!!!
Mikeal has written many songs, which make up a total 7 album!! and is praised all over the world, just like jesus, who has written classical songs such as:
Amazing Grace
Away in a Manger
Christ the Lord Is Risen Today
Hear Our Prayer, O Lord
In The Garden
Jesus Loves Even Me
Rejoice, the Lord is King

and has released his own self-titled album!
http://wwwp.musicmatch.com/album/album.cgi?ALBUMID=934020

So in conclusion, Mikeal is the new Jesus, and for further proof Notice how MIKEAL becomes really popular, EXACTLY 2,000 YEARS AFTER JESUS?

 

[Ermz]

Nice .

 

[Nico]

Only the true messiah denies his divinity!

 

[Super Mahrio]

Yes, I'm hella serious, I was recently reading this book called the bible, and they are both REALLY similiar.

Firstly, look at the hair.

OMGOSH it's like a mirror image!

Also, did you know they were/are both Musicians!!!
Mikeal has written many songs, which make up a total 7 album!! and is praised all over the world, just like jesus, who has written classical songs such as:
Amazing Grace
Away in a Manger
Christ the Lord Is Risen Today
Hear Our Prayer, O Lord
In The Garden
Jesus Loves Even Me
Rejoice, the Lord is King

and has released his own self-titled album!
http://wwwp.musicmatch.com/album/album.cgi?ALBUMID=934020

So in conclusion, Mikeal is the new Jesus, and for further proof Notice how MIKEAL becomes really popular, EXACTLY 2,000 YEARS AFTER JESUS?

 

[Nico]

 

[cthulufhtagn]

 

[NFU]

very nice.

 

[Ermz]

ahahahaha, oh man... that's class.

 

[Pessimism]

i never thought it could be done

 

[Demoke]

This Is The Best Fucking Thread I've Ever Read Onthis Hell Of A Board´!!!! Lol Lol Lol

 

[Katabasis]

HAHAHAHA

Congratulations Decadent; way to save a dying thread.



(Does anybody else notice the disturbing Dave Grohl similarity?
Some sort of trinity perhaps? Jesus/Mikael/Dave?)

 

[Mikael Åkerfeldt]

Hello!

There you go, I'm suprised it never dawned on you earlier that I am actually the son of God, Jesus Christ. My carpenting skills are very good too so I thought it was obvious for you all. I grew tired of one stringed instruments and tablas down in Jersualem so when I got incarnated in Stockholm the whole death metal scene really took me by storm. Don't tell dad but even enjoy the satanic lyrics, maybe I'll convert?

Cheers
Mikael (well, that's what I call myself these days)

 

[Hulk Hogan]

You wanna wrestle?

 

[ViCyniC]

Hello!

There you go, I'm suprised it never dawned on you earlier that I am actually the son of God, Jesus Christ. My carpenting skills are very good too so I thought it was obvious for you all. I grew tired of one stringed instruments and tablas down in Jersualem so when I got incarnated in Stockholm the whole death metal scene really took me by storm. Don't tell dad but even enjoy the satanic lyrics, maybe I'll convert?

Cheers
Mikael (well, that's what I call myself these days)

Yay! Does that mean you won't die for all our sins this time around? Jesus turns evil!

Edit: Go back to using tablas!! Death metal needs some outside influence, Mike...er...Jesus. Tablas in death metal = work of Jesus. That's YOU!

 

[nataservant]

FUCKING SHIT.. that picture is great!!! The noob thing just compiments it!! HAHA

 

[synergy]

ahahaha...wow, this thread is crazy

 

[gatedropper]

Hello!



Cheers
Mikael (well, that's what I call myself these days)

Dammit, I knew that Urantia book was right! Jesus's real
name is Mikael. He is ruler over this earth plus 6 more in our
own galaxy! No wonder he can come up with such great music!.
Will wonders never cease!

 

[FUBAR]

Mikes becoming a bit of regular to this board isn't he.......well 2 posts

 

[deliverance]

hahaha, wow that was a pretty hilarious post, my lord.

 

[Sanzen]

Oh my god.


This is the best thread EVAR.