Mike the New Jesus?

[Necramentia]

that is one of the best pictures ever haha

 

[Birkenau]

Hello!

There you go, I'm suprised it never dawned on you earlier that I am actually the son of God, Jesus Christ. My carpenting skills are very good too so I thought it was obvious for you all. I grew tired of one stringed instruments and tablas down in Jersualem so when I got incarnated in Stockholm the whole death metal scene really took me by storm. Don't tell dad but even enjoy the satanic lyrics, maybe I'll convert?

Cheers
Mikael (well, that's what I call myself these days)

I knew it, thanks for clearing that up Mikeal.

 

[Seance]

Lol!

 

[Leper_/-\ffinity]

Wow, told ya didn't I...go read what I had to say in the "Mikael = Beethoven" thread.

 

[nataservant]

I think that was the point of this thread

 

[Super Mahrio]

Hello!

There you go, I'm suprised it never dawned on you earlier that I am actually the son of God, Jesus Christ. My carpenting skills are very good too so I thought it was obvious for you all. I grew tired of one stringed instruments and tablas down in Jersualem so when I got incarnated in Stockholm the whole death metal scene really took me by storm. Don't tell dad but even enjoy the satanic lyrics, maybe I'll convert?

Cheers
Mikael (well, that's what I call myself these days)

ROFL!!!
nice one! and yes that one pic scared me...eeeee......

 

[Ermz]

..pure class . I think Mike preffers this to being anti-semite (recalls that retarded jew thread)

 

[the_drip]

Has this been run by Timo Tolki? he's an expert on these affairs you know.

 

[Nico]

 

[Jon Snow]

Jesus was a jew. Mikael is Jesus. Therefore Mikael is a Jew. Do rabbis have to bless his music so that it is kosher?

 

[the_drip]

nah, Peter just pours lambs blood over mike while he writes the guitar solo in each song and they call it good.

 

[Necramentia]

i bet martin mendez plays with hobbyhorses when nobody's looking.

 

[Ermz]

 

[Super Mahrio]

ok this thread is slaying me! LOLOLOLOL!

 

[Nico]

 

[gatedropper]

Has this been run by Timo Tolki? he's an expert on these affairs you know.

The dude from Stratovarius?
He sucks.

 

[Crimson Indifference]

Hello!

There you go, I'm suprised it never dawned on you earlier that I am actually the son of God, Jesus Christ. My carpenting skills are very good too so I thought it was obvious for you all. I grew tired of one stringed instruments and tablas down in Jersualem so when I got incarnated in Stockholm the whole death metal scene really took me by storm. Don't tell dad but even enjoy the satanic lyrics, maybe I'll convert?

Cheers
Mikael (well, that's what I call myself these days)

Only a true messiah would be that modest.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

Yes, I'm hella serious, I was recently reading this book called the bible, and they are both REALLY similiar.

haha, the "hella" caught my eye...long live regional slang...are you from norcal?

 

[RavenousDaemon]

"Hella" isn't regional, we use it up here sometimes, too. And I think he's from Australia? Could be wrong.

 

[Nico]

Negatory. That would be "hell'uv".

Ie. "That's one hell'uv a beast you've got under the bonnet there."