Mike the New Jesus?

[Luz]

He's in the Holy Trinity too...? Damn...

 

[Jinn]

Father: Dan Swano
Son: Mikael Akerfeldt
Holy Spirit: Anders Nystrom

 

[Nico]

You forgot a goat.

 

[Jinn]

Jack Frober IS the goat.

 

[dorian gray]

only Dhein knows who jack frober is.
oh shit! forgot to tell my frober story! a couple weeks ago, some jackass was driving up and down my alley real slow so i went out and stared into their car. they came back again, so i called the cops. when they asked my name, i said, "jack frober" but i gave them my real phone number. woops. probably not a good idea to lie to the cops. i thought you guys would like that story though.

 

[Jinn]

Jack Frober is the goat dammit.

 

[Jon Snow]

Jack Frober is the goat dammit.

what goat?

 

[Ermz]

You don't know the goat?

 

[Nico]

The goat in the boat.

 

[Jinn]

what goat?

you have failed.

just for that, you don't get a copy of the Candy Corn EP.

 

[Pessimism]

can i have his copy?

 

[Jinn]

Yes.

 

[Vrykolakas]

Don't trust anyone from Houston, Texas! :Spin:

 

[Insubre]

In Mikael WE TRUST!

 

[Jinn]

Don't trust anyone from Houston, Texas! :Spin:

well, at least you're between my thighs.

*grabs your head..pulls it down*

HARDER MANBITCH!!!! HARDER!!!!!


























Also, I'm technically from Chicago.

 

[Vrykolakas]

For the sexually challenged just so ya know. If I am between your thighs, you need to "pull" my head up or "push" my head down.

 

[Jon Snow]

you have failed.

just for that, you don't get a copy of the Candy Corn EP.

The only goat I know of got eaten by a troll.

That's a pretty harsh punishment don't you think? No Candy Corn EP?

 

[dorian gray]

no one liked my jack frober story. damn.

 

[Jinn]

For the sexually challenged just so ya know. If I am between your thighs, you need to "pull" my head up or "push" my head down.

not if my thighs are above me.

 

[Jinn]