Mike the New Jesus?

[gatedropper]

wtf?

 

[Nico]

Absolute Proof that Mikael is an impostor and a puppet of evil satanists.

Jesus Lives!!!

Why is his head disproportionately massive?

 

[coolsnow7]

That's Chad Kroeger? WTF??? He definetly looks like a douche.

 

[mot-]

"Ptheww"

 

[Necramentia]

he looks way too happy for his own good. he's smiling as if to say "see these teeth? i use them to devour babies."

 

[Kenneth R.]

whats in his bag........

 

[deliverance]

the only thing that guy devours is his boyfriends cock.

 

[Arnold Layne]

I DONT HATE BUSH (i got flamed so bad the last time I admitted that on the internet - seemingly i am not as intimidating as i am in real life)

If Opeth were a church thier organ player would be awesume, or would it be a mellotron player?

 

[synergy]

yeh niether do I

 

[Necramentia]

i wanna see akerfeldt and kroeger duke it out...






...with rock em sock em robots.

 

[Kenneth R.]

on pay per view

 

[Eriel]

You've quite the imagination.

Wait, aren't we supposed to be talking about how Mike is Jebus? Wish I had photoshop skills, I put his face over the buddy jesus from Dogma...

 

[Necramentia]

let's see how long it takes someone on this board to do it.

 

[Nico]

I would... but I can't find a decent picture of Buddy Christ.

 

[Nico]

Scratch that. I found a picture... buy my attempts to put Mike's face on it failed.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

my photoshop skillz are sorely lacking....

 

[nataservant]

BEHOLD... my photoshop SKILLZ!

 

[Necramentia]

he looks sick. like he's sick in cartoon or something, how their faces turn green when they're about to spew.

 

[FUBAR]

BEHOLD... my photoshop SKILLZ!

I hate this phrase but it seems relevant, 'It's soo bad its good'

 

[Pessimism]

oh my fucking god . . . mike what is wrong with you!?!?!?!