Milf

[prime666]

Please post any pics of MILF'S here. Why did I post this you ask. Cause I can... Any good MILF stories out there?

 

[DarbysDad]

Dude, What's a MILF?

 

[prime666]

Please tell me that was sarcasm?

 

[jdelpi]

http://www.acronymfinder.com/af-query.asp?p=dict&String=exact&Acronym=MILF

 

[MichiMikey]

http://www.milflinks.com/

Enter at your own risk!

 

[DarbysDad]

Thanks, I'm pretty dense when it comes to acronymns sometimes.

 

[prime666]

http://www.milflinks.com/

Enter at your own risk!

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Yep, that about sums it up.

 

[ThraxDude]

About 9 or 10 years ago..... before "American Pie" was even an idea for a movie......
I was in the Post office with my friend, TJ.
We are behind this fucking RAD looking chick, and her 2 sons. She is PERFECT. Brown hair, perfect breasts, perfect ass.....
So, TJ says to me, "That's a MILF."
And I'm like, "DUH??????"
He says, "M-I-L-F. Milf."
I think for a second...... then reply, "Mom is LOOKIN' FINE?"
He laughs then says, "Mother I'd Like To Fuck."
"A-ha!"

 

[DarbysDad]

No MILF stories here. All the Mothers I've had came after high school. And I've had some fun ones. Now if you want to know about married bi-sexual ladies that's a different story.

 

[ThraxDude]

So, for a few years, when I worked at the customer service desk at King Soopers, I told all my friend's what MILF meant....
Even the Service Manager was in on it. It was a huge secret!!
I'd tell some guy at work, "Check out that MILF!"
He'd reply, "DUH?????"
And I'd whisper, "M-I-L-F-- Mother I'd Like To Fuck."

So, we all knew what MILF was, and it was our special code.....
For example... If there was a HOT mom at the service desk who needed a manager, I'd page over the store's intercom, "Matt, we need MILF service at the service desk."
In such a case, Matt (the service manager) would practically RUN to the desk, because he knew it was a MILF. And nobody EVER caught on to this!

Ah....those were the days......
And then, that fucking movie American Pie was released........no more secret MILF code.

 

[DarbysDad]

No more MILF service, thats a bummer.

Back in my day we used to just say Hey Mother want Another.

 

[crystlpalace]

No MILF stories here...

oh, I guess you learn something new every day : ( I never knew what that meant.(I never saw American Pie either, never cared to.)I guess I'm a MILF...!I just thought that guys were making fun of me damn! I deserve better than that! where's the respect?
ps. anyone heard that song 'Stacy's Mom' yet?

 

[MichiMikey]

oh, I guess you learn something new every day : ( I never knew what that meant.(I never saw American Pie either, never cared to.)I guess I'm a MILF...!I just thought that guys were making fun of me damn! I deserve better than that! where's the respect?
ps. anyone heard that song 'Stacy's Mom' yet?

Crystl, post a pic and we'll judge your MILFness

 

[DarbysDad]

oh, I guess you learn something new every day : ( I never knew what that meant.(I never saw American Pie either, never cared to.)I guess I'm a MILF...!I just thought that guys were making fun of me damn! I deserve better than that! where's the respect?
ps. anyone heard that song 'Stacy's Mom' yet?

No your a MILMLW ....Mohter I'd Like To Make Love With

 

[prime666]

No your a MILMLW ....Mohter I'd Like To Make Love With

Hey D.D you got some shit on your nose..

 

[DarbysDad]

Yeah I know. It comes from being married. BTW Married b-sexual chicks are fun.

 

[prime666]

Yeah I know. It comes from being married. BTW Married b-sexual chicks are fun.

Only if your married to one.

 

[crystlpalace]

. BTW Married b-sexual chicks are fun.

pss. I am definitly not bisexual!

 

[crystlpalace]

No your a MILMLW ....Mohter I'd Like To Make Love With

ummmmm ok, you can't be serious! haha sounds like you might be headed for the dog house!

 

[crystlpalace]

Crystl, post a pic and we'll judge your MILFness

...and what, pray tell, are your criteria for milfness? because I certainly don't look like Miss Lopez...