Misheard Lyrics?

[LunaTEKKE]

Of course, the all-time classic is:

'scuse me while I kiss this guy

 

[Solitude Within]

Yay, my first forum post!

Anyway, being a child of the 80's, I grew up listening to bands like Motley Crue, Guns n Roses, and Def Leppard. I never really liked the song Armageddon It so I never really listened to it. A few years ago my boyfriend and I heard the song on the radio and he just starts laughing! Here's what he heard vs the real lyrics

Real lyrics:
Yeah, but are you gettin' it? - Armageddon it!
Ooh, really gettin' it? - Yes, Armaggedon it!
He heard:
Are you a gay man? - Yes I'm a gay man
A really gay man? - Yes, a really gay man

I crack up everytime I hear that song now! I've even pointed it out to others and they hear it too!

 

[Angrafan]

On The Gathering's in Motion #2 EVERYBODY hears

"and the gathering falls down"
Instead of
"again the rain falls down"...

I know a LOT of people who though "and the Gathering falls down" was the actual thing

 

[IceQueen_]

On The Gathering's in Motion #2 EVERYBODY hears

"and the gathering falls down"
Instead of
"again the rain falls down"...

I knew it!! (again the rain faaaaalllsss dowwn) !!!! =P hahaa

 

[Tanelorn]

I had to look up the real lyrics online. This is how the second line (from most versus) of Orphaned Land's Nora El Nora goes: lebeitach malchi

To me, it sounds like they conclude each line with "like a monkey."

-Tan

 

[DT Jesus]

Asia - Heat of the Moment
Misheard: "And now you find yourself an empty tomb"
Actual: "And now you find yourself in '82"


Dream Theater - Lifting Shadows off a Dream
Misheard: "Breaking delicate wind"
Actual: "Breaking delicate wings"


Dream Theater - Pull Me Under
Misheard: "This world is spinning in sodomy"
Actual: "This world is spinning inside of me"


Dream Theater - Voices
Misheard: "F*** this whore!"
Actual: "Thought disorder"

Marillion - Heart of Lothian
Misheard: "White boys, white boys, white boys, Born with hearts of Lothian"
Actual: "Wide boys, wide boys, wide boys, Born with hearts of Lothian"

Queen - We Will Rock You
Misheard: "Pleadin' with your eyes, gonna make his own beer some day"
Actual: "Pleadin' with your eyes, gonna make you some peace some day"


Savatage - Starlight
Misheard: "Feel a breast, nothing less"
Actual: "Hear the press, nothing less"


Savatage - Starlight
Misheard: "Don't expect pussy yet"
Actual: "Don't expect mercy yet"


Skyclad - Postcard from Planet Earth
Misheard: "Canada is great to visit"
Actual: "Planet Earth is great to visit"


The Tea Party - A Slight Attack
Misheard: "Here comes another spinal tap"
Actual: "Here comes another slight attack"

 

[yardleybates]

I had to look up the real lyrics online. This is how the second line (from most versus) of Orphaned Land's Nora El Nora goes: lebeitach malchi

To me, it sounds like they conclude each line with "like a monkey."

-Tan

OMG Yippee38 and I both sing Monkey all through this song!!!!

 

[Brother of Slaughter]

Mercenary - Obscure Indiscretion

Around 4:0"6 in the song, I think they say "We have no direction" and all I can hear them say is "We have no erection"
Ha ha ha that freaking cracks me up. We had the greatest laugh in the studio right after I did that song. And you are right the real words are: "We have no direction" and it very much sounds like erection...
nice one...
Love the one from 11 as well.
Mikkel Sandager / Mercenary

 

[Pellaz]

I had to look up the real lyrics online. This is how the second line (from most versus) of Orphaned Land's Nora El Nora goes: lebeitach malchi

To me, it sounds like they conclude each line with "like a monkey."

"When we play Nora El Nora, everyone jumps LIKE A MONKEY!!"