Misheard Lyrics

[Lettuce]

I was just listening to The Dneiper Rapids, when about 3.49 into the song I heard "THE VIOLENT CARROTS WON'T GO AWAY" Then something about a biscuit following.

...I thought "buh?"

Anyways, who else ignores the lyrics booklet and tries to figure them out themselves like me? Please share your funnies.

 

[Katie'Force]

BATTLE KETTLE!!!!

 

[*Mika*]

"As you sit in your quiet hole, surrounded by peas and conifers"
Prologue RRR
Trust you to pick up the vegetable related ones^^

 

[Katie'Force]

hahaha what was the tyr song? 'nutter! wimpy!'

 

[Crucifier]

Then something about a biscuit following.

One biscuit with your life you pay... I tried to think of something funny, but once you understand what Warlord says...

Well, I like to try and find the lyrics by myself, and some times I can't believe that what I thought I heard was the actual lyrics. For example, Turisas are the first ones to ever call Konstantinopolis by its true name. Well, it's KonstantinoUpolis actually, but pretty far from the Turkish Insambul everyone uses.

BATTLE KETTLE!!!!

WTF

In that song, I thought it was "soldiers upon row echelon form" at first, but it didn't make sense at all...

Soldiers from all the edges of the world
Let us join our forces
To an army, UNITED

What a song!

 

[Lettuce]

BATTLE KETTLE


Tea? Coffee? Anyone?

 

[Katie'Force]

haha you think we're kidding, we made a 'battle kettle' at download and i'm making nick bring it to the southampton gig

 

[Crucifier]

Ok, I NEED to see pics of that! How do you make one?!

 

[Lettuce]

I assume kettle+pen = battle kettle


In Five Hundred and One, Mathias has a lion in his bed.

 

[Katie'Force]

see lettuce knows!

 

[*Mika*]

I assume kettle+pen = battle kettle


In Five Hundred and One, Mathias has a lion in his bed.

You epic win just as I did at bloodstock!!
I'm never going to sing the correct lines again, you realise this right?

Finding ways to put maddie in every song was bad enough but don't corrupt bands that weren't there!!


14 hard porn signs at nightwish was fun though

 

[Katie'Force]

hahaha captain maddie's revenge!!!
although i do believe our version of 'funhouse' beats every misheard lyric in the world
saying that, we have to have both turisas and DF signs for the birmingham gig (and don't you be telling people what they are, tis a secret, and as you know, certain band members stalk profiles...)

 

[*Mika*]

Haha
'What..this girl *picture*?'
I be bringing the horn, you make the signs!

 

[Katie'Force]

yay!!! That I shall do

 

[Sampy Arctica™]

BATTLE KETTLE!!!!

Yeah, i've heard that one too.

 

[ingrid]

I'm still working on the "to Wacken and Beyond" video


oh and my friend always hears/sings "braveheart" instead of "great halls" at the end of Miklagard Overture

 

[*Mika*]

Ensiferum ~ Blood is the price of glory

'The wank stain in your weak hand'

I keep trying to hear 'no axe' really I do but its not so forthcoming

 

[Lettuce]

Oh if we're talking about other bands. This is Menace - Cover Girl Monument

YOU BURY THE REGISTERRRR

I don't know the real lyrics.

 

[Cari]

I was just listening to The Dneiper Rapids, when about 3.49 into the song I heard "THE VIOLENT CARROTS WON'T GO AWAY" Then something about a biscuit following.

...I thought "buh?"

Anyways, who else ignores the lyrics booklet and tries to figure them out themselves like me? Please share your funnies.

i am not the only one who misheard that? *lol*
awesome XD

I was asking myself what drugs I took when I realized how wrong that was hehehe

 

[Katie'Force]

Fear factory: God give me a pie!!!