Misheard Lyrics

Haha, almost the same here, I thought it said, "god give me a break" :p

And I just remembered, instead of "the four winds pounded" I heard "the fourth week's Monday", but again, quickly dismissed that thought!

How about making a whole m_l version of Battle Kettle?!
 
I think it could work. If wee Matty keeps a straight face he could get away with it.

Does anyone else hear in the opening line of The Memory Remains by Metallica-

FART IN BED!
 
ah well...

i made "through the gap in the door" to "through the campinglight door" the first time I heard that Turisas song LOLOL
 
The whole of To Holmgard and beyong pretty much was mis-heard for me. The most convincing of which was "Set sail, for those rags and bones". Actually sounds quite a lot like that.
I'm really bad with lyrics actaully, most songs I can't understand over half of what is said.