Edguy - "You're alive, said the maker, go smile at the aardvark." Seemed rather bizarre being told to go smile at an aardvark, so i looked at the lyrics... and no joke, these are the actual lyrics as printed in the CD booklet:
"You're alive, said the maker and smiled at the aardvark." So I wasn't being told to smile at an aardvark, the maker was smiling at the aardvark... doesn't make it any less weird Tobias!