Misheard metal lyrics

[The Ozzman]

Post them here

Opeth - In The Mist She Was Standing

Seven milestones.....
Under a whatching autumn eye
Contorted trees are spreding forth
The message of the wind

Bolded passage can be misheard as 'Clitoris race'

http://clitorisrace.ytmnd.com/

 

[Zephyrus]

http://deadlybadgers.ytmnd.com/

 

[The Ozzman]

http://erectionreturns.ytmnd.com/
http://praytherearenoweiners.ytmnd.com/
http://fixingapairofjeans.ytmnd.com/

 

[Zephyrus]

http://deadbirdopeth.ytmnd.com/
http://opethtacos.ytmnd.com/

 

[supseudonymous]

Just search Youtube for Waking The Cadaver.

 

[Evil?]

Some friends and I always joke that in the Megadeth song Five magics, it sounds like Dave sings Thigh Master!, Five Magics!

 

[Valerie]

I think in Ghost of Perdition, there's a part that sounds like "Penetrating in a lime" but I'm sure he says "lie".

 

[zabu of nΩd]

In the Morbid Angel song "I", when Steve Tucker says "treachery, I am your wine", it always sounds to me like he's saying "I am your wife". Which is rather amusing to hear in death grunts.

 

[Valerie]

Oh, also in the breakdown in Hammer Smashed Face by Cannibal Corpse, it sounds like Barnes is saying "Simmerrrrrrr and then you're done"

 

[Sigma]

Queensryche - Empire
Original: "Game point, nobody wins"
Sounds like...:"Gay porn, nobody wins"

Devil Doll - The Sacrilege of Fatal Arms
Original: "Virginal Illusions!"
Sounds like..."Vaginal Illusions!"

If you are familiar with the way this part is sung, makes for a hilarious climax of the section.

 

[Matt]

Why was this moved?

Anyway, in Therion's Chain of Minerva (2012) it sounds like the chorus singing "idiot laughter" instead of the intended lyric.

 

[meep17]

Ooooooh I got another Queensryche one!
"Warning":
Original: "Now see the hands of the working man"
Sounds like: "Now see the hands of the four gay men/fucking men"

...I dunno, I think Geoff's trying to tell us something, between the Empire one and this!

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Why was this moved?

Because it's more of a "social" thing than a "discuss metal seriously" thing.

 

[Matt]

Because it's more of a "social" thing than a "discuss metal seriously" thing.

k.

 

[ThisIsACoolName]

There's a part of It Won't Fade (Sonata Arctica) that goes "Have to bear the winterburn". When I first heard it, it sounded to me like "the panda bear is a winter bear".

Now, I'd be all for it if metal bands decided to insert little fun facts about animals and stuff into their songs, but I demand that those facts be true.

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

Steven Seagull

 

[FenriR]

there are loads more on the tube but these are some of the best ^ ^

 

[Vitor]

Steven Seagull

the best post of the year

 

[The Ozzman]

This is still the best interpretation video I've seen:

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

That's a staple! But honestly, even the actual lyrics seem misinterpreted...fucking horrible shit; it also doesn't help that heafy's phrasing is awful:

Pull harder strings martyr
Stop you cry that's a lie
Flush gasping white reddening
You smile and destroy it- it's time that we end this

WTF?