Misheard metal lyrics

[Hasselman]

-Kamelot - Anthem
"For the ocean to fart"

-James LaBrie - Crucify
"Father watch me fart, witness my mistakes"

Bwhaha. Farts.

-Nile - Lashed To The Slave Stick
"Your Evil Deeds Have Turned Against You.
Your Plottings Have Come upon You.
Your Abominable ass"

 

[Seasonreaper]

In Opeth's Windowpane:
Real Lyrics:
Haunting loneliness in the eye
Skin covering a secret scar
His hand is waving a goodbye
There's no response or action returned
Misinterprited Lyrics
Haunting loneliness in the eye
Skin covering a secret scar
His hand is waving goodbye
Slow response erection returned

 

[Billenzimmer]

My personal favourite. Look out for "trapped in your wide awake nightmare". Makes me laugh every time.

 

[Evil?]

This one jsut happened to me the other day

Mercyful Fate-Come to the Sabbath

Real:
Come, come to the Sabbath
Down by the ruined bridge
Witches and demons are coming
Just follow the magic call
Come, come to the Sabbath
Down by the ruined bridge
Later on the master will join us


I heard "Master Vaginas."

try listening to it. Right at the start of the song.

 

[MURAI]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INqis5g1OHE

My personal favourite. Look out for "trapped in your wide awake nightmare". Makes me laugh every time.

Fuck, I never seen so much gold packed in 5 minutes. HEY JOHNNY DEPP!

 

[The Ozzman]

That Slayer interpretation sucks.

 

[supseudonymous]

I think it would be a lot funnier to someone who hasn't heard the song before, let alone a million times.

 

[waif]

Dragonforce - before I saw the lyrics, the ones I heard were completely different from what ZP was singing. They were also a lot better - not kidding. Seriously. Much better.

 

[s_a_o]

I need to find it, but in an Ensiferum song it sounds like Petri is shouting "Dead Bunnies!" as opposed to "Dead Bodies!". I find it particularly amusing...

Goes off to find it... It might be Battle Song but I can't quite remember as it's been a while.

 

[adrian207016]

There's a few of Nightwish on YouTube...I can't remember them exactly but Tarja was singing something to do with a seagull.

 

[FenriR]

you mean... the one on the first page? ^ ^

 

[Addo_Of_Nex]

I've always been fond of this one.

 

[Catastrophic]

Not an interpretion but a parody







James Blunt

 

[byrne]

Destroyer 666 Genesis to Genocide

"Will you join us? Will you join us?" sounds like:
"Wet vaginas. Wet vaginas."

 

[ohiogrinder]

Sepultura lyrics are the best

Inner Self:

misinterpreted lyric - laughs of an insane man, you'll hear
person likes my women, I get so heavy

actual lyric - laughs of an insane man, you'll hear
personality is my weapon against your envy

Stronger Than Hate:

misinterpreted lyric - I shall retrieve my cell phone
the inner grip of my inner self

actual lyric - I shall redeem myself from
the clutches that grasp at my inner self

 

[Vitor]

max cavalera is a dumb... no doubt

 

[mutantllama]

In Travel in Stygian by Iced Earth the part that goes "Through the flames I watch as you plead on you knees", I thought he said "Through the planes"

 

[Evil?]

max cavalera is a dumb... no doubt

you are is a dumb.

 

[Alter]

you are is a dumb.

 

[Valerie]

It's... our coats, that make these wands out of Opeth.