Monster in the Closet

[Captain Beard]

One evening, I was marinating in my chair, when suddenly...


What could that be?

I decided to have a look.

AAAAAAAAAA! IT'S JESUS!!!!

Naturally, I hate Jesus. So I smacked him upside the head with my hammer.

I won.

But I was hungry, too.

Needs wine, but hey, not bad.

 

[Will Bozarth]

hahahhah excellent

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

...








We gotta get drunk sometime.

 

[SirDidymus127]

that's great. genious. pure genious. hahaha.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

praise to thee nolordy

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

sexy

 

[MethodicalWasteManagement]

hahahahahahahahahahahahhhahaha

 

[unknown]

have a little free time?

 

[Captain Beard]

indeed.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

...








We gotta get drunk sometime.

Only if I can join you two as well!!

 

[MajestikMøøse]

!!!

 

[Jeff-Loomis-fan]

the true anti-christ

 

[MFJ]

two thumbs up.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Only if I can join you two as well!!

oo me too! me and reuben already decided that we are going to party to Destruction-The Antichrist

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

oh yeah, and David. That was awesome.

 

[Lillitu]

Heh, heh-heh. You do have too much time on your hands. Keep them coming.

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

oo me too! me and reuben already decided that we are going to party to Destruction-The Antichrist

Bozzfest '05. I'm there.

 

[Tee]

this jesus is fake. just look at the fatass. this one surely didn't eat grasshoppers.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Bozzfest '05. I'm there.

 

[Lillitu]

this jesus is fake. just look at the fatass. this one surely didn't eat grasshoppers.

No, it was John the Baptist that ate grasshoppers. Jesus ate bread and fish and drank wine.