mt st helens

[xfer]

just saying that it's russian is enough to reassure me that i'm not missing something i should know, thanks.

 

[minxnim]

yes nix it is terribly bad.

 

[goatschool]

well minx, to be honest, i just fucked up.

however, i've been over this one for years, right? and i figured she'd be married, and thus 'in a relationship' really doesn't bother me at all—everyone got that? at all.

 

[minxnim]

well i guess if you just snooped it's ok i mean you didnt message her did you?!?!?

 

[minxnim]

also: for some reason when i picture you're exs i always picture some girl on a chaise lounge smoking a cigarette in a holder. no idea why, i just DO.

 

[goatschool]

heh.

no, i didn't message her. no way.

she was good. no smoking. feminazi of the best kind, until she reunited with her HS friends (right before entering grad school) and turned into something of a barfly who hung out with rollerblading guidos, to my understanding.

she was great until she made me feel like utter shit because i wouldn't move to westchester, essentially.

 

[goatschool]

i've never dated anyone cool enough to smoke.

 

[minxnim]

westchester NY? worst area ever.

 

[goatschool]

yeah i know. that was a tough pill to swallow, but, by not going there i did eventually doom the relationshit.

and i just remember, i did go out on a few hang-outs with a girl who smoked. however, she was stupid and i hate her (for other reasons—she almost puked on our first hangout ?!?!?! and earlier in an almost eerie premonition of things to come i spilled a huge cup of coffee all over her shoes—amongst other things)

 

[minxnim]

i am realizing i have almost 0 information on your dating history.... hm...

 

[minxnim]

also
mouswings: DO YOU SMOKE?

 

[goatschool]

mousewings is too good for me.

minx yes you do (know my history)!

 

[lizard]

—she almost puked on our first hangout ?!?!?! and earlier in an almost eerie premonition of things to come i spilled a huge cup of coffee all over her shoes—amongst other things)

my ex gf kelly who I alluded to on the other thread, aside from us getting in shitstorm arguments about the troubles in northern ireland, once were completely wasted on the streetcar coming back from a beer hall and we both puked on the bus and then spent the remainder of our ride necking.

she was totally a good drug and drinking partner - now she's married to an AF bomber pilot!

 

[goatschool]

that's funny, lizard. coffeestains's name was kelly too, and i got a rise of fear when i read the first four words of your post!

 

[lizard]

wooo those damn irish

it was only the next day we realized how really creepy it is to tongue duel after you have both barfed. but since we BOTH barfed, it negated SOME of the grossness factor.

 

[minxnim]

nix: i feel like i'm missing some stuff here. dammit.

 

[xfer]

no, lizard, that did not negate any of the grossness factor what-so-ever.

 

[goatschool]

it just now dawned (twilighted?) on me that i've not really dated in almost two years, and i didn't even notice??!

 

[lizard]

man, what's a little literal beer laden bile between good friends?

 

[minxnim]

nix, i wish i hadn't.....