Well, if you really want to know...
She doesn't really like metal, I guess she may listen to it, but whatever. Basiclly what she does is, goto shows and fuck every guy in every band. Shes a groupie slut. The only reason why some bands put up with the idiotic nonsense that comes out her mouth, is because their dicks were in her mouth at least once. I met her on 2 occasions, the first, I said "hey, and introduced myself", she rolled her eyes and through a hissy fit and quickly walked away. The second time I was selling tixx, and promoting the local metal scene, and she just ignored me and walked away. I hate her with a passion. If my band ever gets big, and gets invited to do that show this what I'll do...
First off, Id grow and incredibly large beard, or wear a really big fake one. Wear giant Kerry King sunglasses, and a really big oversized cowboy hat. I wont shower for like 3 weeks, and chain smoke the whole interview. I'd mumble incohernat answers, or tell her all her questions are stupid, and just randomly blurt out, incherant things. Id burp and fart all over the set, during the interview, and look right in the camera, and tell all the people what a poser she is. I really cannot wait for that day...I have been planning this for far too long.