Okay... so, here I am, on the computer at 10:30 at night... my brother comes in, holding the cordless phone and demanding that I get off the Internet so he can call his friend Doug... at 10:30 at night. So far, I am convinced that he and Doug and the rest of my brother Ethan's friends are part of a gay skate cult that has its headquarter located at 'The Skate Park' in scenic downtown Westminster aka the Heroin Capital of Maryland. That's the only thing that can explain their compulsive needs to always be on the phone with each other and always needing to see in they can "go to the skatepark"... every day. Gay. Skate. Cult.
Anyway... he'll often get so infuriated with the fact that I don't get off the Internet that he'll start throwing things at me. Whatever he can find lying around... pencils, pens, blunt objects, etc. This occasion was no exception. He threw a pencil at me. Then he did it again. Except, since it's darker in here now than it is during the day, he didn't see that what he threw at me was not a pencil, but one of my mom's XACTO knives.
*knife hits me on the shoulder and ctings like a bitch* *I pick up knife and glare at him*
Ethan- *laughing his ass off* Oh shit! I didn't know that was a knife! Shit! Sorry!
*I get up and proceed to bitchslap him*
Muhaha.
Just making my triumphant (?) return to starting useless thread here.
~Laura
Anyway... he'll often get so infuriated with the fact that I don't get off the Internet that he'll start throwing things at me. Whatever he can find lying around... pencils, pens, blunt objects, etc. This occasion was no exception. He threw a pencil at me. Then he did it again. Except, since it's darker in here now than it is during the day, he didn't see that what he threw at me was not a pencil, but one of my mom's XACTO knives.
*knife hits me on the shoulder and ctings like a bitch* *I pick up knife and glare at him*
Ethan- *laughing his ass off* Oh shit! I didn't know that was a knife! Shit! Sorry!
*I get up and proceed to bitchslap him*
Muhaha.
Just making my triumphant (?) return to starting useless thread here.
~Laura
