fun time last night. Poor poor me. 
Give me your shoulder for
I don't HAVE ANY! ANYways, remember how i said i was going out?
You remember right? Didn't you come by here? Didn't you get the
notice from my daily events secretary?
Well, ANYways, yeah, that didn't exactly pan out for me. It's
very disappointing to me when these things happen and I am held
back from THINGS!!!!!! *stomps around the room!!! throws shit!!!
God DAMN the mother f'ucking f'ucker of a f'ucking....!!!!! huh?
oh, sits back down at my computer palace. Adjusts dollies (who
watch me), plastic beads, and fixes tiara, grabs the icecream
container, gobbles*
Well, this is what happened..took the peanut-butt for a bite to
eat before dropping him off at the bus station. He's only ten
and I won't let him be at home in his own house by himself BUT
he can ride the Greyhound with the snatch-cons that ride day and
night on all buses everywhere, by himself. It's cool because I'm
truely the worlds coolest mom!!! Maybe he'll learn a thing or
two! What ever it will be, hey i won't wanna know! What did you
say? you can't hear me?...oh , sorry, I drifted over toward the
mirror again. I'm back...
So ANYways, while i munched on a very tasty *wink! wink!* spicy
chicken wrap, i bit into something. something HARD! *titter!*
something i could not identify, but i'm sure i swallowed it. I
always do! Well, I pretend I do. ;D
ANYways, I broke the corner of my tooth OFF and promptly started
to CRY!!!! everyone there laughing because I screeched like
child, I couldn't HELP MYSELF! It was so embarrassing to The
Peanut-Butt (that's my boy , by the way) that he slid under the
table and we couldn't get him out! he refused! We had to grease
him up, (the cook came out to help with that), to get him out
of the rat crevice that he'd wedged himself in. While the cook
was bending over I had to shove a butt plug in his ass, I
couldn't help myself! I was UPSET! I do these things I'm not
sure why..... *crys!* He was pissed off , I couldn't get my hand
out of his pants but finally did, and peanut ended up launching
himself out the door. That lil sail'r! I ran out and everyone
was laughing upon my exiting. MY POOR TOOTH!!!!
So ANYways, all this resulted in my WEE One missing his bus and
taking one an hour later (i'm sure his father was thrilled)!
He's a REAL Hard ASS, just ask peanut-butt, he knows about his
fathers ASS.
ANYways, I came home and WALLOWED in a mound of comfort food
of all varieties, bags of snack chips, soda, cookies, cheese,
touched the cocks of a chicken or two on the net, oh, wait, not
really, haha, my imagination again! Well, I let them know that
there had been a change of plans, as I ate so much i couldn't
reach my twat to masturbate for them. they all fell apart on me.
I had seven guys waiting and nothing but rolls of fat. It sure
is hard being me.
ANYways, I then immediately waddled up to the couch and fell
asleep, wallowing in self-pity, and crumbs of all tastes and
smells. woke up at 3 a.m. to find that i was still connected to
the internet, hoped that i would catch someone online to whom i
could purge my snacks in front of, you know how I love an
audience! but was unsuccessful. I'm missing the imaginary smell
of cum.
Now, it's 9:30 a.m. and i can't track my father down. he has the
number of our dentist, who may or may not be open on saturdays
but would definitly open for a blow job, my dad told me, but I
neglected to give dad his thursday suck tuck and titty f'uck so
he may be mad and not answering.
What am I gonna DO?!!! MY HORRIBLE NIGHT!
Give me your shoulder for I don't HAVE ANY! ANYways, remember how i said i was going out?
You remember right? Didn't you come by here? Didn't you get the
notice from my daily events secretary?
Well, ANYways, yeah, that didn't exactly pan out for me. It's
very disappointing to me when these things happen and I am held
back from THINGS!!!!!! *stomps around the room!!! throws shit!!!
God DAMN the mother f'ucking f'ucker of a f'ucking....!!!!! huh?
oh, sits back down at my computer palace. Adjusts dollies (who
watch me), plastic beads, and fixes tiara, grabs the icecream
container, gobbles*
Well, this is what happened..took the peanut-butt for a bite to
eat before dropping him off at the bus station. He's only ten
and I won't let him be at home in his own house by himself BUT
he can ride the Greyhound with the snatch-cons that ride day and
night on all buses everywhere, by himself. It's cool because I'm
truely the worlds coolest mom!!! Maybe he'll learn a thing or
two! What ever it will be, hey i won't wanna know! What did you
say? you can't hear me?...oh , sorry, I drifted over toward the
mirror again. I'm back...
So ANYways, while i munched on a very tasty *wink! wink!* spicy
chicken wrap, i bit into something. something HARD! *titter!*
something i could not identify, but i'm sure i swallowed it. I
always do! Well, I pretend I do. ;D
ANYways, I broke the corner of my tooth OFF and promptly started
to CRY!!!! everyone there laughing because I screeched like
child, I couldn't HELP MYSELF! It was so embarrassing to The
Peanut-Butt (that's my boy , by the way) that he slid under the
table and we couldn't get him out! he refused! We had to grease
him up, (the cook came out to help with that), to get him out
of the rat crevice that he'd wedged himself in. While the cook
was bending over I had to shove a butt plug in his ass, I
couldn't help myself! I was UPSET! I do these things I'm not
sure why..... *crys!* He was pissed off , I couldn't get my hand
out of his pants but finally did, and peanut ended up launching
himself out the door. That lil sail'r! I ran out and everyone
was laughing upon my exiting. MY POOR TOOTH!!!!
So ANYways, all this resulted in my WEE One missing his bus and
taking one an hour later (i'm sure his father was thrilled)!
He's a REAL Hard ASS, just ask peanut-butt, he knows about his
fathers ASS.
ANYways, I came home and WALLOWED in a mound of comfort food
of all varieties, bags of snack chips, soda, cookies, cheese,
touched the cocks of a chicken or two on the net, oh, wait, not
really, haha, my imagination again! Well, I let them know that
there had been a change of plans, as I ate so much i couldn't
reach my twat to masturbate for them. they all fell apart on me.
I had seven guys waiting and nothing but rolls of fat. It sure
is hard being me.
ANYways, I then immediately waddled up to the couch and fell
asleep, wallowing in self-pity, and crumbs of all tastes and
smells. woke up at 3 a.m. to find that i was still connected to
the internet, hoped that i would catch someone online to whom i
could purge my snacks in front of, you know how I love an
audience! but was unsuccessful. I'm missing the imaginary smell
of cum.
Now, it's 9:30 a.m. and i can't track my father down. he has the
number of our dentist, who may or may not be open on saturdays
but would definitly open for a blow job, my dad told me, but I
neglected to give dad his thursday suck tuck and titty f'uck so
he may be mad and not answering.
What am I gonna DO?!!! MY HORRIBLE NIGHT!
