My impression of the new pope

[Malergion]

Wouldn't we have more time to save the wolves if we skipped fucking the goats?

 

[Captain Beard]

Yes... *zips up*

 

[Malergion]

That reminds me of a joke I saw on a movie once.

This african guide type person saiys something like "On the farmlands, the goats can hear a zipper from 30 miles away."

 

[Captain Beard]

That's great!

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

That reminds me of a joke I saw on a movie once.

This african guide type person saiys something like "On the farmlands, the goats can hear a zipper from 30 miles away."

Like the ol' Scottish joke, Why do Scotsmen wear kilts.... cos sheep can hear zippers in high grass.

 

[Malergion]

Like the ol' Scottish joke, Why do Scotsmen wear kilts.... cos sheep can hear zippers in high grass.

Yes, farmlove jokes are hilarious.
I've heard that one, too )

 

[Captain Beard]

If you look up the pope's skirt, what would you see?

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

The holiest of holeys.

 

[Malergion]

Twin lightning bolt tattoos?

 

[Captain Beard]

Huh. I thought it would be like staring into the sun with the hubble telescope.

 

[Malergion]

Which has filters on it.

 

[Captain Beard]

Ok, remove the filters, place about halfway there... there you go, popeballs.

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

Ok, remove the filters, place about halfway there... there you go, popeballs.

Popeballs. That made me think of DuckTales for some reason. Now I have set "PopeBalls" to that theme music. POPEBALLS, WOO OOOOO!

 

[Captain Beard]

Fucking win.

 

[Malergion]

*Saxophone*
Only insead of running through a treasure vault chased by canine thugs...a frightened 10 year old is running through the Vatican.

 

[Captain Beard]

You two shall be my personal court jesters when I need humor.

Or partners in crime.

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

*Saxophone*
Only insead of running through a treasure vault chased by canine thugs...a frightened 10 year old is running through the Vatican.

...being chased by the pope wearing nothing but the pope hat. PopeBalls swinging.

WOOO OOOOOO!

 

[Captain Beard]

You'd have to have a closeup at least once during POPEBALLS WOO OOO!

 

[Malergion]

It'd zoom in and out rapidly during WOO.

 

[Captain Beard]

perfect!