My laptop is making my lap hot and sweaty...

[Anvil]

I am teh l33tz0r!@!`~!!!1!!one!!!!1!!11!!1!!`1@!!@!~~1!@!!won!!!!@@1!1!
u aer teh Sukz0r!1!1@!~!11one!@@~~!!!!~~!!1!!111111!!!!11w!@!

 

[Brett]

Dude, the joke was going great until you used a space between the "@" and the "!" at the end.

You moron!!11onewon!!!!

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

l33t sl4ng sh0uld d13 n0\/\/

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

I'm always sitting with my laptop *winks*

is your lap wet to?

 

[abrasiverock]

I try to leave some space for air in between my legs. That seems to help. However, when I'm rubbing one out to The Hun (after the wife goes to sleep) things can get pretty hot. under the covers.

 

[MFJ]

is your lap wet to?

werd

 

[Dead_Lioness]

Max, I wonder how does that make YOU feel when your lap is hot and sweaty.
please elaborate.

*sits infront of Max and listens*

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

it makes me feel dirty

 

[Jeff-Loomis-fan]

...why a fucking laptop damnit

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

because its mobile?

 

[Jeff-Loomis-fan]

aaahh..well i dont have a laptop...but my keyboard is still sweaty but thats because i think i have a fever uke: