Who said anything abut being metal? I was just talkin' about not being a dirty hippy! Now don't spend too much time responding to me, I'm sure there's some deer out there you haven't made coitus with yet!Wow, good one captain cliche. You're so metal that you shit metal out your ass and constantly plug the toilet with metal. You're so metal that metal makes you blow a big wad into one of your Star Wars (or Battlestar Gallactica, your choice) socks for mom to clean up later. You're so metal you love rape, nuclear weapons, church burning, puppies, muffins, getting drunk and going to parti--, err, posting on the internet, YouTube videos, rubbing goat urine all over your body, video games, and talking about your feelings. GO METAL FUCK NATURE.
How witty. Even though people came from and evolved amongst the natural world, it's now "uncool" to find solace in nature and those who do are lumped with pot-smoking, dreadlocked hippies. Prime logic, success to the techno-industrial despotic state! Guess you better throw away your Agalloch CDs, bunch of jerk-off hippies that they are. I hope you enjoy rotting in your future office job for the rest of your miserable existence. Of course, responding intelligently to idiocy and cretinism is pointless and considered taking the bait. Nevermore fans rejoice.