my next 2 tattoos have been decided upon

aww someone got offended!
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aww someone got offended!
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You're the worst troll around, your counter-trolling efforts to me are not only futile but at the end of the day you lay in an empty bed with your frog face and I am with a great looking girl. So keep on reachin fo dem star lil playa, you'll get me someday!


tl;dr: IRL you get owned by default everytime!
 
You're the worst troll around, your counter-trolling efforts to me are not only futile but at the end of the day you lay in an empty bed with your frog face and I am with a great looking girl. So keep on reachin fo dem star lil playa, you'll get me someday!


tl;dr: IRL you get owned by default everytime!

You have a girlfriend?!
 
Well hey it's not always easy to judge sarcasm with text, the thought did cross my mind but I thought it was more likely you were just feining surpise at him not being single, implying he's not desirable.
 
You didn't know? He likes to remind us of that in nearly every other post he makes... Y'know... Just in case we forgot.

Thanks for over explaining the joke for the 1 person on the forum who wouldn't have gotten it.

You see Josh, this is what happens when you try to join forces with Eric, he tries to fuck you in the ass... it's an old habit he picked up from having too many sleep overs with his Uncle.
 
Dude, all ballin' ass star wars pimps talk dat way cuz if ya don't yo dick be in tha dirt on deez streets shit is brutal got ewoks all over tha place tryin to be hard and the will jump yo ass in a minute if yous don't be a real huttese gangsta nigga...














Btw, where has John been he hasn't even been on the Borknagar forum and he said he was ina psych ward last post I remember :S
 
You all can say OMG YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND all you want :lol: Fact remains none of you have one so enjoy jerking it to porn...













































cuz I sure do miss it :(
















































P.S. If any of you are taking any of this serious I am pleading with you to fucking shoot yourself in the godamn face right now, except Max who will need to throw him down a shaft in the Deathstar.