my next 2 tattoos have been decided upon

[EricT]

Wait... You have a girlfriend?!

 

[neal]

yep, shes in al-qaeda

 

[EricT]

WOAH... Hold on here. Are you telling me that he has a girlfriend?!

 

[neal]

and YOU SLEEP ALONE YOU LOSER

 

[EricT]

Are you telling me that, while I'm sleeping alone, that he is in bed... not alone?! With a GIRLFRIEND?!

 

[Undefined]

and YOU SLEEP ALONE YOU LOSER

Neal, Eric never sleeps alone, he has a different guy in his bed every night, even his own dad joins the festivities!

 

[EricT]

Well, at least YOU don't have a girlfriend... What? What was that? You have a girlfriend?!

 

[Undefined]

DANCE MONKEY DANCE!

 

[EricT]

I wasn't aware your girlfriend browsed...

 

[Lunar Still]

Funny thing, as soon as I saw this:

You're the worst troll around, your counter-trolling efforts to me are not only futile but at the end of the day you lay in an empty bed with your frog face and I am with a great looking girl. So keep on reachin fo dem star lil playa, you'll get me someday!

I knew, at some point, I would encounter this:

P.S. If any of you are taking any of this serious I am pleading with you to fucking shoot yourself in the godamn face right now, except Max who will need to throw him down a shaft in the Deathstar.

 

[Undefined]

wASN'T iT oBVIOUS iT WAS a jOKE?!!11!

 

[Lunar Still]

It's obvious that it becomes a joke retroactively once you realize that you can dish out insults better than you can take them.

 

[Undefined]

I can take it baby, all 12 inches.