My poor Mum is mowing the lawn

[spawn]

BTW what is your mum doing mowing the lawn at this time of night? Doesnt she have dishes to do?

*Spawn runs for his life and hides in an afghanistan cave "Phew, ill be safe from the women here!"*

 

[Spiff]

No no no, it's "Don't thank me, thank the moon's gravitational pull". Or something like that!

 

[spawn]

Yeah I know, I just cant be bothered searching my mind for the correct quote

 

[Sydo]

Daylight saving allows my Mum to spend much more time mowing the lawn, feeding my dogs, cleaning the roof, fixing the fences, grading the drive and all those other things I'm meant to do, but don't.

 

[Stu]

Fuck man, you are a funny bugger, haha

I laughed my ass off.

good job i say.
Equal opportunity and all that stuff, etc etc...

man If i sat there watching my mum mow a lawn I would be beaten, my old man would get up and punch my fkn lights out, in the old days - I am bigger than him now though!, haha
you rock!.

hahaha... all the way home.