My random review of Seattle!

Jul 14, 2002
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Part 1 of and endless amount of rambling.

Today I feel hung over, probably just the let down of having to come back to CT. The weekend was awesome!!!!! This may be very detailed, but also random so bear with me.
I woke up at 3:30 am ( they have a 3:30 in the am now? ) and got ready for my friend Don to pick me up. We drove to the airport harmonizing to the oddest group of songs we could find on XM. John Denver was a highlight, but changing the Fleetwood Mac harmonys into Oak Ridge Boys harmonys did rule all. 4am is the best time for hitting those low notes.

The curse of Ohare!

So I had was supposed to leave CT at 7:30. Weather was brilliant, I was ready to go, but then...Ladies and Gentlemen we are getting an update from Chicago. They have some bad weather so we need to sit tight for a while. We'll have another update in about a half an hour. GGRRRRRRRRRRRR

So an hour later our half hour update arrives. We will know more in about 45 minutes. hmmmmmmmmmmm half hour chicago time but be different.
Finally the Captain comes out, he is like the Captain of Comedy:lol: He was making all kinds of funny jokes and he had a radar pic of Chicago that he waved around saying we could look at it if we wanted. Chicago was having some sort of massive storm and they grounded all of the flights. :Smug:

Captain Comedy came back shortly thereafter and said he had a funky idea. Board the plane and we will sit there until they gave the all clear. Which we did....for 2 hours. We watched the Sentinel, good movie. Finally we got the all clear at about 12:30( remember I was supposed to leave at 7:30 ), since we were the only plane ready to go Capt. Comedy told us to buckle up and we hit the skies. The captain's tag line at the end of flight ruled. " thanks for giving us the business, we enjoyed taking you for a ride "

Chicago airport was a madhouse....A MADHOOOOOUUUSE! All the flights were fucked up because nothing moved for about 4 hours. So I had to find my connection and wait for about an hour. o_O I attempted to use one of the crappy phones to call the hotel and get a hold of the boys, but for some reason thier phones were all wonky. I pictured the guys sitting in the lobby sleeping on couches cursing my name. :loco:

As I arrived at the hotel I was happy to know that they let Will, Tyler and Russell check in even though the room was under my name. I get into the elevator and this guy comes in behind me. I hit 5 he says 5 also. I walk down the hall he walks behind me. I come to the room and knock on the door and he is standing right next to me. I ask " who are you? ", he replies " I'm the food guy " Apparently the boys had planned a chinese buffet while waiting for me. My timing was perfect!:)
 
We ate our chinese food...
I was starving and glad the boys decided to get some food. We ate and then contemplated our next move. And then contemplated our next move.
Finally it was decided we would hang out with the mighty Kevin!

We jumped into Tyler's Canadian Jeep of perpetual back breaking ( note to Tyler, here in America our Jeeps have something called shocks. maybe you can get them as an import? ) :lol: and headed over to Kev's cool bachelor pad. There were beverages and something that looked like oregano. hmmmmmmm oregano. We listened to some good tunes and made funny, yet albeit stupid jokes.

At this point I would like to point out that all of the jokes were only funny in the moment. Were I to describe some of them now you would think we were retarded.

I think I fell asleep several times during the evening from exhaustion and ________. Did Kevin ask me to move to Seattle and sing for his band?

The next morning we awoke and headed to the Dennys which was in the parking lot of the hotel.
Can you say HOT ASIAN server girl? I know you can.
Unfortunatly we got the old bait and switch, as she seated us we were handed off to her older and far less attractive mom. I couldn't understand a word she said. Arnold Schwarzenager commented on the meal and told us to " get our ass back to mars "

After milling around the hotel room for a while we got in touch with Kevin again and made plans to wander around town.
 
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So we wandered around down by the water. Nice City Seattle seems to be, we got lucky and the weather was AMAZING! Not at all like the gray soupy mess envisioned in film. And not once did I see a Kurt Cobain memorial or grunge leftover, which I was thankful for.

We ate some burgers at the Red Robin enduring the retarded waiter. The foolish, obvious questions " are those Sanctuary shirts?"

hmmmmmmmm it does indeed say Sanctuary on them.

OH MY GOD! look at the time!!!!!

We downed our food and proceeded to head to the venue.

Since we were not sure if cameras would be allowed, and since Tyler's Jeep had no locks we decided to leave our photo making machines in the hotel.

Of course, like everyone in the place had some sort of camera with them, which I was bummed about.

Sitting through 4 shitty ass bands, I talked to the Towering Mountain of a man which is Tony Lamb (fading). It was good to finally meet TL and briefly discuss all things graphic design. During the final crappy band I made my way to the front next to Tyler and Will. And then, as I knew it would, the drunken idiot appeared behind us. You all know the one, instant asshole, just add alcohal. bragging about this being his 6th time seeing Nevermore, Screaming NEVERMOOOOOOOOOOORE for no reason into everyone's ear. Dripping sweat even before the show started.
He tried to brag to me about his Nevermore experience " 6 times dude ", he of course did not know who he was talking to. As I proceeded to answer his question of " how many times did you see them? " he immediately cut me off.

" I've seen them at least twice.." " TWICE THATS IT????" I snapped back " mother fucker let me answer,at least twice on EVERY tour, with he exception of the tour with Death "
He then backed down slightly, as much as a drunk idiot would. Seeing ym opening I proceeded to back him down even more.
" I flew here from the East Coast just to see this show and I've flown to Cleveland to see them at BWBK "
So he tried to push back with the weak " Ever see Sanctuary? "
" yes, more times than I can count. I bought the shirt I'm wearing back in the day at one of their shows "
Why do people try to our do each other with this stuff I'll never know, but once the door is opened I'll gladly push my ass through.


the show is about to begin...
 
Yay. And on the Jeep shocks comment, its a solid axle Jeep, I've had it done like that so that my jeep will 4x4 amazingly.

At least my Jeep had an alarm.
 
*while they were all screaming in the parking garage to hear the echo and i was on the phone*
Will: Dan, if you were a woman, i would totally have sex with you.
Laura: Tell him that if he was a woman, i would totally have sex with him, too
 
dreaming neon darkspot said:
*while they were all screaming in the parking garage to hear the echo and i was on the phone*
Will: Dan, if you were a woman, i would totally have sex with you.
Laura: Tell him that if he was a woman, i would totally have sex with him, too


I'd still have an impressive penis if I were a woman...

:err:
 
DreamNeonBlack said:
Part 3 of 10090909-09-09-09


So we wandered around down by the water. Nice City Seattle seems to be, we got lucky and the weather was AMAZING! Not at all like the gray soupy mess envisioned in film. And not once did I see a Kurt Cobain memorial or grunge leftover, which I was thankful for.

We ate some burgers at the Red Robin enduring the retarded waiter. The foolish, obvious questions " are those Sanctuary shirts?"

hmmmmmmmm it does indeed say Sanctuary on them.

OH MY GOD! look at the time!!!!!

We downed our food and proceeded to head to the venue.

Since we were not sure if cameras would be allowed, and since Tyler's Jeep had no locks we decided to leave our photo making machines in the hotel.

Of course, like everyone in the place had some sort of camera with them, which I was bummed about.

Sitting through 4 shitty ass bands, I talked to the Towering Mountain of a man which is Tony Lamb (fading). It was good to finally meet TL and briefly discuss all things graphic design. During the final crappy band I made my way to the front next to Tyler and Will. And then, as I knew it would, the drunken idiot appeared behind us. You all know the one, instant asshole, just add alcohal. bragging about this being his 6th time seeing Nevermore, Screaming NEVERMOOOOOOOOOOORE for no reason into everyone's ear. Dripping sweat even before the show started.
He tried to brag to me about his Nevermore experience " 6 times dude ", he of course did not know who he was talking to. As I proceeded to answer his question of " how many times did you see them? " he immediately cut me off.

" I've seen them at least twice.." " TWICE THATS IT????" I snapped back " mother fucker let me answer,at least twice on EVERY tour, with he exception of the tour with Death "
He then backed down slightly, as much as a drunk idiot would. Seeing ym opening I proceeded to back him down even more.
" I flew here from the East Coast just to see this show and I've flown to Cleveland to see them at BWBK "
So he tried to push back with the weak " Ever see Sanctuary? "
" yes, more times than I can count. I bought the shirt I'm wearing back in the day at one of their shows "
Why do people try to our do each other with this stuff I'll never know, but once the door is opened I'll gladly push my ass through.


the show is about to begin...


That guy was such a moron. I was so happy when he got kicked out, and we were still inside. It made me feel all warm and fuzzy.