good morning friends!
i have a heap of thoughts running through my head and i thought rather than create separate topics for each of them, i'll list them here! this probably won't make any sense btw:
- Exhorder RULES. I'm going to play Slaughter in the Vatican to my kids while they're in the womb. Haven't worked out whether the headphones will go on the chick's stomach or up her cunt yet though. Either way they're gonna come out screaming the lyrics to Homicide and making "panterrible" websites!
- where's my hangover? I was meant to have one; I drank a fairly unhealthy amount of stout & wine last night sitting here at the ol' typing screen...
- I promised myself I wouldn't spend any money all weekend, but in my wisdom last night I bought a Mother Love Bone shirt on ebay.
- coffee tastes heaps better when you cook it on the stove using 100% milk as opposed to boiling the jug (cheers to gordo for this one!)
- don't you love it when you decide you're gonna lie in bed and watch en episode of star trek before you go to sleep, even though it's 1am, you're wasted, and past experience should be telling you that you'll be asleep in 5 minutes at most? an upside to this is: at least it's not the alice in chains DVD - cause waking up in the middle of the night to the menu of that thing is fucking AGONY!
- i decided i'm gonna write a book. I have a few working titles so far:
- is that you john wayne? is this me?
- i think my whole family is crazy. my dad bought a digital camera recently so he recorded a video of himself making a cooking show. it's funny as, but at the same time it's painful to watch. i'll youtube that shit later.
- the world is divided into 2 types of people: those who act like creeps on myspace, and those who lie.
ok i've had enough of this goddamn thing
i have a heap of thoughts running through my head and i thought rather than create separate topics for each of them, i'll list them here! this probably won't make any sense btw:
- Exhorder RULES. I'm going to play Slaughter in the Vatican to my kids while they're in the womb. Haven't worked out whether the headphones will go on the chick's stomach or up her cunt yet though. Either way they're gonna come out screaming the lyrics to Homicide and making "panterrible" websites!
- where's my hangover? I was meant to have one; I drank a fairly unhealthy amount of stout & wine last night sitting here at the ol' typing screen...
- I promised myself I wouldn't spend any money all weekend, but in my wisdom last night I bought a Mother Love Bone shirt on ebay.
- coffee tastes heaps better when you cook it on the stove using 100% milk as opposed to boiling the jug (cheers to gordo for this one!)
- don't you love it when you decide you're gonna lie in bed and watch en episode of star trek before you go to sleep, even though it's 1am, you're wasted, and past experience should be telling you that you'll be asleep in 5 minutes at most? an upside to this is: at least it's not the alice in chains DVD - cause waking up in the middle of the night to the menu of that thing is fucking AGONY!
- i decided i'm gonna write a book. I have a few working titles so far:
- Men are from Mars, women are from Uranus (lol, edit)
- How everything works and why it sucks
- The booze diaries
- is that you john wayne? is this me?
- i think my whole family is crazy. my dad bought a digital camera recently so he recorded a video of himself making a cooking show. it's funny as, but at the same time it's painful to watch. i'll youtube that shit later.
- the world is divided into 2 types of people: those who act like creeps on myspace, and those who lie.
ok i've had enough of this goddamn thing
