My uncle has a truck

[Lanterns]

My friend has a truck painted like a tequila sunrise.

I love sunrises but they're expensive!

 

[Dred]

just take straight teqilla shots. its cheaper and'll get ya drunk

 

[TheTechnogoat]

Chuck Norris would roundhouse kick all of your uncles and explode their truck simply by pointing and saying "HUZZA!"

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

 

[CliffBurton]

do you really think Chuck Norris is as weak as a pathetic meteor?

lol
http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1642842/

My 1992 Chevy Lumina is doing me fine...Except driving to see bodom in November I forgot to put coolant in and broke the engine. Its leaking coolant now which blows, and when my dad was offering to fix the car he found my smokes and 2 empty LCBO paper bags in the back seat.

(For those who dont know LCBO is liquer store in Ontario)

 

[Cat5Messiah]

Does he fuck your sister?

NP: Emperor - Empty

 

[Turbo]

I might get a truck off ebay.

 

[Missiles]

Try this:

http://cgi.ebay.es/CAMIoN-VOLVO-FH1...23131842QQcategoryZ100119QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

 

[Turbo]

id have to call my truck, "the fuck truck"

 

[Elysian893]

better get an old luv truck then.

 

[Turbo]

a flatbed im thinking.

 

[Leandro]

bump

 

[stormy]

My man has a truck a Big one and my dad has a semi i love fords

 

[Heavenscent]

Dodges own

 

[Turbo]

My man has a truck a Big one and my dad has a semi i love fords

Has that truck got a name?

 

[stormy]

Has that truck got a name?

Nah it dont got a name that i know of its Big blue and cracked out so it rox its got valure stuff in it and an eight ball on the shift ah it kicks ass man :hotjump: